Take Me Straight To Jail

SNKBYT · 01-29-2010, 06:18 AM

A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2
miles south of the Virginia / West Virginia State line. When
the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the
driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on
his way to Beckley, WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus.
He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling
and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then
he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he
had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to
juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk
and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he
could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed
them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in
behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from West
Virginia got out, watched the performance briefly, then went
over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car
and opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he
was doing.
The drunk replied, 'You might as well take me straight to jail,
cause there ain't no way I can pass that test...'

G G · 01-29-2010, 06:58 AM

01-29-2010, 07:28 AM

ROTFLMAO....... Very Good I say!

Steve · 01-29-2010, 07:59 AM

Skywalker · 01-29-2010, 10:18 AM

marge796 · 01-29-2010, 10:31 AM

WyGuy · 01-29-2010, 11:42 AM

Very funny!

CBI_2 · 02-01-2010, 08:50 PM

SmokeyJoe · 02-01-2010, 09:12 PM

I'm from Princeton (about 30 miles southeast of Beckley).

Sounds about right!

kelmac07 · 02-01-2010, 09:17 PM

LOL!!

RevSmoke · 02-01-2010, 10:02 PM

Thanks for the chuckle.

Peace of the Lord be with you.

MedicCook · 02-01-2010, 10:06 PM

01-29-2010, 06:18 AM	#1
SNKBYT PATRIOT and VETERAN Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Alex Location: SWEET HOME ALABAMA Posts: 3,289 Trading: (30)	Take Me Straight To Jail A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia / West Virginia State line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley, WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance briefly, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car and opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, 'You might as well take me straight to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test...' __________________ "IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY FREEDOM, MAKE DAMN SURE THAT YOU'RE AS PASSSIONATE ABOUT TAKING IT AS I AM ABOUT KEEPING IT"

01-29-2010, 06:58 AM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,737 Trading: (10)	Re: Take Me Straight To Jail

01-29-2010, 07:28 AM	#3
Tashaz Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Take Me Straight To Jail ROTFLMAO....... Very Good I say!

01-29-2010, 07:59 AM	#4
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01-29-2010, 10:18 AM	#5
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Take Me Straight To Jail __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

01-29-2010, 10:31 AM	#6
marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: Take Me Straight To Jail __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

01-29-2010, 11:42 AM	#7
WyGuy Boiler Up! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: MN Posts: 1,359 Trading: (16)	Re: Take Me Straight To Jail Very funny!

02-01-2010, 08:50 PM	#8
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Take Me Straight To Jail __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-01-2010, 09:12 PM	#9
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: Take Me Straight To Jail I'm from Princeton (about 30 miles southeast of Beckley). Sounds about right! __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

02-01-2010, 09:17 PM	#10
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Take Me Straight To Jail LOL!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

02-01-2010, 10:02 PM	#11
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,875 Trading: (51)	Re: Take Me Straight To Jail Thanks for the chuckle. Peace of the Lord be with you. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

02-01-2010, 10:06 PM	#12
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Take Me Straight To Jail __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff