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Old 01-28-2010, 10:15 AM   #1
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Default Hooker wants to play a game

A hooker sits down next to a man at the bar and asks him if he wants to play a game.

The man replies "sure" and she says "I will do anything you want tonight for $300, but the catch is you have to be able to say it in three words."

The man smiles and pulls three $100 bills from his wallet and sits them in front of her and says "paint my house."
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Old 01-28-2010, 10:26 AM   #2
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ohhh a classic lol
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Old 01-28-2010, 10:29 AM   #3
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"Pay my mortgage"
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:20 PM   #5
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:24 PM   #6
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