FUNNY Twitter

JaKaacH · 01-07-2010, 07:50 AM

The account name tells all..Funny stuff

CasaDooley · 01-07-2010, 11:48 AM

I've been following the old man for a while. Very funny stuff!

GKitty · 01-07-2010, 12:03 PM

"Who in the #@*& is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a **** what you say."

I've never had a use for Twitter... until now.

Thanks, Jeff!!

galaga · 01-07-2010, 01:40 PM

# "It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbsh!t. He knows how it works." 4:59 PM Nov 30th, 2009 from web

And that's why we're all here.

Patrick B · 01-07-2010, 06:32 PM

This guy is great. Fireland is even funnier. Check it out.

Our baby is great, super fun to party with, but I definitely don't see this turning into a long-term thing. 10:52 AM Jan 4th from web

Of course I love you! But I also love sex, and cheap Xanax. See where I'm going with this? Tijuana. Tell the kids I'll see them on Facebook.

Say, that reminds me of a little ditty—hey! Who smashed my ukulele and backup ukulele?

Superman wears a cape and underwear and everyone's all "yay" but I do it and you're like "don't ever touch my son again"? 10

2 AM Dec 2nd, 2009 from web

elderboy02 · 01-07-2010, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick B

This guy is great. Fireland is even funnier. Check it out.

Our baby is great, super fun to party with, but I definitely don't see this turning into a long-term thing. 10:52 AM Jan 4th from web

Of course I love you! But I also love sex, and cheap Xanax. See where I'm going with this? Tijuana. Tell the kids I'll see them on Facebook.

Say, that reminds me of a little ditty—hey! Who smashed my ukulele and backup ukulele?

Superman wears a cape and underwear and everyone's all "yay" but I do it and you're like "don't ever touch my son again"? 10

2 AM Dec 2nd, 2009 from web

funnyoneliners is a pretty good one to follow as well.

01-07-2010, 07:50 AM	#1
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	FUNNY Twitter The account name tells all..Funny stuff http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

01-07-2010, 11:48 AM	#2
CasaDooley Herf Crew of 2 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Location: The birthplace of Fathers Day Posts: 2,465 Trading: (41)	Re: FUNNY Twitter I've been following the old man for a while. Very funny stuff! __________________ *Founding member of the Lilac City Dedicated Herfers*

01-07-2010, 12:03 PM	#3
GKitty JAFO Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Crystal Location: Olathe, KS Posts: 1,938 Trading: (8)	Re: FUNNY Twitter "Who in the #@& is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a *** what you say." I've never had a use for Twitter... until now. Thanks, Jeff!! __________________ A lost SOTL wandering the weird landscape of domesticity. Last edited by GKitty; 01-07-2010 at 12:06 PM. Reason: I forgot Jeff's name. Sorry, Jeff. You should herf more often. ;)

01-07-2010, 01:40 PM	#4
galaga Just call me Slappy. Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,832 Trading: (3)	Re: FUNNY Twitter # "It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbsh!t. He knows how it works." 4:59 PM Nov 30th, 2009 from web And that's why we're all here. __________________ I may be easy, but I'm sure as hell ain't cheap....

01-07-2010, 06:32 PM	#5
Patrick B Feeling at Home Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Cincinnati OH Posts: 713 Trading: (6)	Re: FUNNY Twitter This guy is great. Fireland is even funnier. Check it out. Our baby is great, super fun to party with, but I definitely don't see this turning into a long-term thing. 10:52 AM Jan 4th from web Of course I love you! But I also love sex, and cheap Xanax. See where I'm going with this? Tijuana. Tell the kids I'll see them on Facebook. Say, that reminds me of a little ditty—hey! Who smashed my ukulele and backup ukulele? Superman wears a cape and underwear and everyone's all "yay" but I do it and you're like "don't ever touch my son again"? 102 AM Dec 2nd, 2009 from web