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Old 12-09-2009, 02:26 PM   #1
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Default Guy gets a new girlfriend

This guy gets a new girlfriend who had previously dated Tiger Woods.

When things had progressed, they decided to be intimate. Retiring to bed they made passionate love. As he rolled over to sleep the girl said" Tiger Woods would do it again!"

Up for the challenge the boyfriend responded. After she said "Tiger Woods would do it again!" So he did.

Again she said "Tiger Woods would do it again!" With that the boy friend got up and started dialing the phone. The girlfriend said "Who are you calling?"

Boyfriend responds, "Tiger Woods, I want to see what par for this hole is!"
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Old 12-09-2009, 02:47 PM   #2
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Pretty funny chit!
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Old 12-09-2009, 09:45 PM   #3
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