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Old 10-30-2009, 11:56 AM   #1
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Default Slow down vs stop

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer
from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any
cop from Nowhere, Ohio . . . He decides to prove this to himself and
have some fun at the Ohio deputy's expense.

The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'

'What for?' says the lawyer.

The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'

Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

'You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy. License
and registration, please.'

The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law.
License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats.

Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between
slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration;
and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give
me the ticket.'

'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
the daylights out of the lawyer and says,

'Do you want me to stop, or to just slow down?'
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Old 10-30-2009, 01:50 PM   #2
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Default Re: Slow down vs stop

Good one!!
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