Dealing with Smoking Nazis - Page 2

MajorCaptSilly · 10-25-2009, 08:18 PM

I sing this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg

MCS

Starscream · 10-25-2009, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokin5

If you can't mess with their heads, then you're not trying hard enough.

I don't know why, but that statement reminded me of the Red Green Show.

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

hotreds · 10-25-2009, 09:47 PM

dox47 · 10-26-2009, 07:13 AM

So, you'd all approve the use of my "SteamPunk SpecOps Rifle" on them?

Veritas · 10-26-2009, 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

Or maybe a true Seattle classic, "I feel that you are discriminating against be based on hate, please take your hate elsewhere."

This is perfect for Seattle.

RJK18 · 10-26-2009, 08:28 AM

I like to smile and tell them that I like their opinion less than they like my smoke

Skywalker · 10-26-2009, 08:40 AM

replicant_argent · 10-26-2009, 08:43 AM

Indy should have had a cigar in his mug on screen.

theonlybear4CORT · 10-26-2009, 08:44 AM

borndead1 · 10-26-2009, 08:58 AM

If it's a woman doing the complaining, tell her that the smell of her perfume bothers you, and that you will gladly extinguish your cigar if she will go wash off her perfume.

10-26-2009, 09:08 AM

I try to be polite, but still stand my ground. If I am in a place that allows smoking and was there frist, I will kindly remind them of that. If they continue with their foolishness, I will kindly insert my foot in their ass. If they are rude when the approach me, I skip step 1.

Blueface · 10-26-2009, 09:37 AM

maybe this is the way to get even with them and freak them out.

Da Klugs · 10-26-2009, 09:53 AM

We live in different times now.

Paying attention to wind direction and adjusting accordingly if possible is something I always pay attention to when smoking in a public place.

If folks harrass on principle .... because they are smoking nazi's there are a variety of one liners which may come in handy:

When I get the "chuffs" from women who choose to sit in smoking sections then make the rest of us feel bad..... just smile at them and ask... "Don't you love the smell of a good cigar?" Usually throws them for a loop.

Or

Hey I'm sorry, would you like a hit? My little dog chuffs like that when I'm not sharing the goodies and figured you were jones'n for some of my stick.

or

If they persist offer to let them buy the remainder of your cigar and you will put it out. Then you really find out how strong their principles are. Did it once with a 1492.

or

For the truly rude: Hey.. I didn't walk all the way over to you and interrupt your relaxation did I? Sumtin like... sorry mam don't mean to be crass, but you must be leaving town if your packing that much a$$..... and I was wondering. is your old trailer still for rent?

Dux · 10-26-2009, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I sing this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg

MCS

ade06 · 10-26-2009, 10:18 AM

While walking down the streets, sometimes people will pretend to choke or cough. If they continue, I've turned to them and offered them cough drops or recommended that they go to the doctor for their cough.

roughrider · 10-26-2009, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ade06

While walking down the streets, sometimes people will pretend to choke or cough. If they continue, I've turned to them and offered them cough drops or recommended that they go to the doctor for their cough.

Haha.

The Poet · 10-26-2009, 05:23 PM

When someone mentions my cigar smoke to me, I have two stock responses:

If they say "That smells good" I reply "Want one?"

If they say "That stinks" I reply "So do your manners."

This seems to work.

On a further note, you get the health nuts that say "Don't you know that's bad for your health?" To them I say "Sticking your nose in someone else's business is also." That normally shuts their yaps, quick.

dox47 · 10-26-2009, 10:50 PM

I say we give them a new no smoking symbol to more accurately reflect their attitudes and beliefs:

10-25-2009, 08:18 PM	#21
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis I sing this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

10-25-2009, 09:47 PM	#23
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,674 Trading: (63)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

10-26-2009, 07:13 AM	#24
dox47 Mad Machinist Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Vince Location: Seattle(ish) Posts: 30 Trading: (0)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis So, you'd all approve the use of my "SteamPunk SpecOps Rifle" on them?

10-26-2009, 08:28 AM	#26
RJK18 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Rob Location: LI NY Posts: 195 Trading: (16)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis I like to smile and tell them that I like their opinion less than they like my smoke

10-26-2009, 08:40 AM	#27
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

10-26-2009, 08:43 AM	#28
replicant_argent Gravy Boat Winnah. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Pete Location: my attorney has advised against giving this information to insane people Posts: 5,326 Trading: (22)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis Indy should have had a cigar in his mug on screen. __________________ www.stogietorch.com Some days call for a stiff Pomade.

10-26-2009, 08:44 AM	#29
theonlybear4CORT RIP Nick Montano Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Santa Rosa Posts: 2,040 Trading: (14)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis

10-26-2009, 08:58 AM	#30
borndead1 Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Lancaster, CA Posts: 1,383 Trading: (7)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis If it's a woman doing the complaining, tell her that the smell of her perfume bothers you, and that you will gladly extinguish your cigar if she will go wash off her perfume. __________________ None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

10-26-2009, 09:08 AM	#31
The EVP Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis I try to be polite, but still stand my ground. If I am in a place that allows smoking and was there frist, I will kindly remind them of that. If they continue with their foolishness, I will kindly insert my foot in their ass. If they are rude when the approach me, I skip step 1.

10-26-2009, 09:37 AM	#32
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis maybe this is the way to get even with them and freak them out. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

10-26-2009, 09:53 AM	#33
Da Klugs Juan of 11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Right here Posts: 4,222 Trading: (8)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis We live in different times now. Paying attention to wind direction and adjusting accordingly if possible is something I always pay attention to when smoking in a public place. If folks harrass on principle .... because they are smoking nazi's there are a variety of one liners which may come in handy: When I get the "chuffs" from women who choose to sit in smoking sections then make the rest of us feel bad..... just smile at them and ask... "Don't you love the smell of a good cigar?" Usually throws them for a loop. Or Hey I'm sorry, would you like a hit? My little dog chuffs like that when I'm not sharing the goodies and figured you were jones'n for some of my stick. or If they persist offer to let them buy the remainder of your cigar and you will put it out. Then you really find out how strong their principles are. Did it once with a 1492. or For the truly rude: Hey.. I didn't walk all the way over to you and interrupt your relaxation did I? Sumtin like... sorry mam don't mean to be crass, but you must be leaving town if your packing that much a$$..... and I was wondering. is your old trailer still for rent? __________________ Communities Not Commodities. Punctuation challenged, but trying. Proud winner of phase 1 of the Weight loss contest

10-26-2009, 10:18 AM	#35
ade06 Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ade Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,190 Trading: (24)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis While walking down the streets, sometimes people will pretend to choke or cough. If they continue, I've turned to them and offered them cough drops or recommended that they go to the doctor for their cough.

10-26-2009, 05:23 PM	#37
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis When someone mentions my cigar smoke to me, I have two stock responses: If they say "That smells good" I reply "Want one?" If they say "That stinks" I reply "So do your manners." This seems to work. On a further note, you get the health nuts that say "Don't you know that's bad for your health?" To them I say "Sticking your nose in someone else's business is also." That normally shuts their yaps, quick.

10-26-2009, 10:50 PM	#38
dox47 Mad Machinist Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Vince Location: Seattle(ish) Posts: 30 Trading: (0)	Re: Dealing with Smoking Nazis I say we give them a new no smoking symbol to more accurately reflect their attitudes and beliefs: