My baby girl's Senior Pics.

You both should have them fill out this app first


What? Do what? Speak up there,
I can't hear you. What did you say?
"You want to date my daughter!?"
She's just a sweet, innocent little girl...

The first thing you have to do is fill out this application


Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage and medical report from your doctor.

Name:_______ _________ ________ Nickname/Alias: _________ _________ _
Date Of Birth:____/_ ___/____ height:_____ _ Weight:_____ _ I.Q.:______
G.P.A.:_____ ___ Soc. Sec.#______- ___-_____ __
Driver's License#____ _________ _______
Boy Scout Rank:_______ ______Good Standing: Yes_____No__ ___
Home Address:____ _________ _________ _________
City/State/Zip_ _________ _________ _________ _
Home Phone#: (___)_______ ____ Car Phone#:_____ _________ _ Pager#:_____ _____
Do you own
a. Van?____
b. Truck with oversized tires?____
c. Car with a trunk full of speakers?___ __

Do you have any of the following:
a. An earring_____
b. nose ring______
c. belly button ring_____
or piercings on any other body parts_____
Explain:____ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
Tattoo?_____ _

(If you answered YES to any of the above questions, discontinue and leave the premises immediately. )

In 30 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________
In 30 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

Church or Coven you attend______ _________ ___
How often_______ _________ __
Best time to interview your pastor or Priestess/Priest? _________ _________ __

Fill In The Blank. Please answer freely, all answers will be confidential.
a. If I were beaten, the last bone I want to be broken broken is: ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
b. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me is ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
c. Now answer the question you filled in on B ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___

NOTE: If you have answered any of the previous questions dishonestly (and I will find out), discontinue application. It is advised that you leave the premises quickly keeping your head low and running in serpentine fashion.

I swear that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, electrocution, and/or hot pokers.

____________ _________ ________
Signature (This means sign your name)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 - 6 YEARS for processing. If your application is approved, you will be contacted in writing. Please do not call or write, this could cause you unexpected injury.


If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two men wearing white ties and answering to the names GUIDO and LOUIE.

Originally Posted by kayaker

Sweet baby J Scott that's a very beautiful and intense looking picture of your daughter.

Hope that doesn't cut into your stick budget too much.

I could not have said it better.

[CBI_2]

WOW! My wife and I think she is just stunningly beautiful. Thanks for sharing and hope the upswing picks up a little speed and plateaus near the peak sometime for you.

Very nice photo she's a beatiful girl you should be a very proud papa. I find myself thinking about the future a lot since we've had a child. I don't know how parents with older kids cope with them leaving the nest. I know it has to be done (that's life). Mine is only 8 and it's amazing how much time, money, pleasure and worry goes into raising a child. Then one day they head out on their own. The circle of life.

I'm sure she'll do fine in NYC. She sounds like she can take care of herself, but if anyone gives her any flack you just let me know. I've got uncles there that will give them a good old Italian thumping.

[TripleF]

You very lucky and soon to be troubled man. JK. Very pretty girl!!

[hotreds]

Eh, bravo Scotty!

[Old Sailor]

Originally Posted by Ron1YY

You both should have them fill out this app first


What? Do what? Speak up there,
I can't hear you. What did you say?
"You want to date my daughter!?"
She's just a sweet, innocent little girl...

The first thing you have to do is fill out this application


Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage and medical report from your doctor.

Name:_______ _________ ________ Nickname/Alias: _________ _________ _
Date Of Birth:____/_ ___/____ height:_____ _ Weight:_____ _ I.Q.:______
G.P.A.:_____ ___ Soc. Sec.#______- ___-_____ __
Driver's License#____ _________ _______
Boy Scout Rank:_______ ______Good Standing: Yes_____No__ ___
Home Address:____ _________ _________ _________
City/State/Zip_ _________ _________ _________ _
Home Phone#: (___)_______ ____ Car Phone#:_____ _________ _ Pager#:_____ _____
Do you own
a. Van?____
b. Truck with oversized tires?____
c. Car with a trunk full of speakers?___ __

Do you have any of the following:
a. An earring_____
b. nose ring______
c. belly button ring_____
or piercings on any other body parts_____
Explain:____ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
Tattoo?_____ _

(If you answered YES to any of the above questions, discontinue and leave the premises immediately. )

In 30 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________
In 30 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____

Church or Coven you attend______ _________ ___
How often_______ _________ __
Best time to interview your pastor or Priestess/Priest? _________ _________ __

Fill In The Blank. Please answer freely, all answers will be confidential.
a. If I were beaten, the last bone I want to be broken broken is: ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
b. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me is ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___
c. Now answer the question you filled in on B ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ___

NOTE: If you have answered any of the previous questions dishonestly (and I will find out), discontinue application. It is advised that you leave the premises quickly keeping your head low and running in serpentine fashion.

I swear that all information provided above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, electrocution, and/or hot pokers.

____________ _________ ________
Signature (This means sign your name)

Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 - 6 YEARS for processing. If your application is approved, you will be contacted in writing. Please do not call or write, this could cause you unexpected injury.


If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two men wearing white ties and answering to the names GUIDO and LOUIE.

I love it my trick was to be sharpening my knife when boys came over.

Scott she's a beauty, you must be proud!!

Stunning.


My son Mitch is will be 18 in June as well! And, just happens to be recently available. Does she like hockey players?

[Genetic Defect]

Originally Posted by ahc4353

Stunning.


My son Mitch is will be 18 in June as well! And, just happens to be recently available. Does she like hockey players?

kinda young for Tom?

[icehog3]

Originally Posted by Big Vito

kinda young for Tom?

If only I was 10 years older.

Just kidding, Scott, she is a stunning young lady, and you must be very proud. If you would like to borrow my AR-15 to be "cleaning" when potential suitors come a'courting, just say the word.

[Sailchaser]

Scott I have a few weapons that are available for no charge

Very wonderful pictures you can be proud

[icantbejon]

Originally Posted by Ron1YY

My god Scott, She is absolutely beautiful!!!!!!!

I dread the time when I have to let my daughter spread her wings and fly on her own.

Wish her luck and best wishes from us!!!!


Ron

I couldn't agree more. Mine was just born and I can't imagine letting her out the door now.

[Seanohue]

She's very pretty Scott; I'd definitely like to meet her sometime























so should I just pm you my number?

[Guitarman-S.T-]

Originally Posted by shilala

My ex called me earlier to tell me my stepdaughter's Senior Pics turned out so well that they're posted at the photographer's blog.
It took me awhile to figure out where they were because Kelly isn't very computer savvy and not the greatest of communicators.
The pics are at http://joellewattunscripted.squarespace.com/
If you scroll down to Sarah '09, that's my daughter.

I've been blessed with two daughters who are easily the most beautiful women in the world, and who have defined my life.
Sarah graduates this year and plans to end up in NYC. I have no idea what she plans to do when she gets there, but it's been calling her for what seems like forever. She's been there a couple times and loves it.
I've gone with her and it makes me want to climb up to the top of a building to see where the hell I am. It makes me miss the sun.

Here's my baby girl...

lovely pictures man!
You got a great girl on her hands

[taltos]

Scott, when the intruder (just kidding, great kid) who married my daughter showed up for their first date, I was sitting in the den sharpening broadheads in preparation of deer season opening the next morning. It was just a fortunate coincidence but Kathy was pissed for a while. Eventually they do grow out of being 18 and things improve.

[Don Fernando]

Originally Posted by taltos

She's probably too tall for him. Beautiful picture Scott.

Originally Posted by shilala

She'd make Bao cry.

what's with all the Bao bashing? I love it

beautiful girl Scott!

[massphatness]

My man! Your daughter is as beautiful as you are talented. Although, from the looks of it, she must take after her mom because you're just scary looking, bro. I will say she shares that same devil in the eye look you have. Congrats! You done good, Scottie.

Well? Mitch asked me this morning if I got an answer.

[shilala]

Originally Posted by icehog3

If only I was 10 years older.

Just kidding, Scott, she is a stunning young lady, and you must be very proud. If you would like to borrow my AR-15 to be "cleaning" when potential suitors come a'courting, just say the word.

Tom, I have a 12 year old daughter that just started dating. She and I have an agreement that I meet all her "boyfriends" before she's allowed to go anywhere with them.
I've developed a little talk where I explain to the young man how precious my daughter is to me, that I expect them to respect her and keep her safe while she's with them. among other things.
I finish that little speech up with "So long as you understand what I'm asking, you and I won't have any problems. You don't us to have any problems with me, do you?"
Sometimes they shiver when I say that. The ones that shiver don't see a second date, because Rebekah doesn't dig pussies.
She thinks it's a hoot and we have a lot of fun with it.
News travels fast among the kids, and I've already been marked as an insane person, so it's all good.
I figured this time around I'd get all the work done early and it'd be a lot easier because Rebekah is a lot different than Sarah. Rebekah's boy crazy and Sarah was (and still is) mostly indifferent.

I always thought this girl-raising thing would be fraught with worry, but it's honestly never been. Teach them how to handle a gun early and let them know they're boss and they take care of themselves nicely.
I'm gonna love them no matter what, so I've never worried about "what they're gonna do". I don't care if they club a whole herd of baby seals, it just doesn't matter. They're still my babies.

Well done, Bro!