Odd Names You've Encountered

[shark]

[kenstogie]

In mid 2000's I was in a legal brief with a Major. Just happen to be the update on the "don't ask don't tell policy" who was the briefer? a JAG named .....
MAJOR FAGG.

True story.

[aich75013]

Originally Posted by nozero

Contrary to popular belief, Ima did not have a sister named Ura

I hope the Texas History books were changed.
I remember learning he had 2 daughters in Texas History in Junior High.

[St. Lou Stu]

Not a person's name... but I was just going through the AAPEX exhibitor list and found these guys... Fuxin Rich Steel Ball Manufacture Co., Ltd.
They must make Chuck Norris'

Proof of existence even... http://www.fxrc.com/en/cp2-e.htm

[e-man67]

My friend (not really so much anymore) named his kid Ransom...no sheeot.

Had a friend in school named Richard Balsen, however he used to love introducing himself as Dick Balsen just so he could see people's reactions.

[yachties23]

There are some really screwed up parents out there.

[GKitty]

At my afterschool job in HS, I worked with a girl named Sparkle. She had a brother named Emerald and a sister named Ruby.

I just filled out an information request at work for a man in Texas named Rusty Ford.

[s15driftking]

my name before i was adopted was Mickey

my best friend growing up was named "Tug" (stood for "thank.u.god") because of a complicated birth.

i also went to college with a kid named Zeke.

I also met a girl named Lucky one new years eve (no joke).

and of course, my wife, Nikoletta (she is greek)

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

Had a boss by the name of Dick Weed way back when I managed a Farrell's restaurant.


MCS

I went to highschool with a Kid named Jason Seamen... His dad name was Dick.

here's the website to prove the "home-town-truth-ness".. Wooster ohio baby!!!

[s15driftking]

and what about this kid....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,468250,00.html

i also know a kid with the last name Mangina... pronounced "Man-G-nuh"... but you all know how we prnounced it!!!

[TheTraveler]

Originally Posted by s15driftking

and what about this kid....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,468250,00.html

Those parents are tools. Seriously.

I understand the concept of "it's just a name / word / whatever, and people should be understanding" and all that; however, a little dose of realism would have stood them in good stead. WTF. I know, I'll name my first kid "Nine Eleven Was Great" --- everyone will understand, right?

Tools.

[s15driftking]

for sure man, its completely out of line. i onyl posted it because its relative to the thread. i in no way condone it.

[cbsmokin]

Guy in highschool was Phuck Ngo and a girl in college was Summer Brooke. She was a 10!

How about that one Senetor. Richard Santorum. I believe Santorum is the fluid produced by the "dark hole" during anal sex. That poor bastard is screwed.

[pnoon]

Originally Posted by ratpack

How about that one Senetor. Richard Santorum. I believe Santorum is the fluid produced by the "dark hole" during anal sex. That poor bastard is screwed.

It's made up.

From Wikipedia
"Santorum is a sexual neologism proposed by American humorist and sex-advice columnist Dan Savage in 2003 to "memorialize" then US Republican Senator Rick Santorum from Pennsylvania due to the controversy over his statements on homosexuality. Savage asked his readers to submit new definitions for the term; the winning definition was "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."


Similar to Favre.

"He favred on where to go on vacation until no one gave a rat's a$$"

[safariguy]

Originally Posted by adampc22

i could tell u my middle name but i wont lol

I know what it is! But I guess he doesn't want you all to know so I won't tell.

There is a guy in my town (who owns a gas station) named Hardev Sarao, sounds like "heart of sorrow."

[Silound]

Let's see....I went to high school with a Shaqueeta (sha-kweet-ah), Charmika (shar-mee-ka), German (Herman), Alolu (O-luu), Soo Wong (So wrong), and a girl whose last name was Idoyuh (Pronounced Eee-doh-yu, looks like I do you).


Ahhh public schools...the breeding grounds of the unusual. Hell, my high school was the center of a HUGE national debate and media coverage in 1999/2000.

[Blueface]

I. P. Daly

[WyoBob]

Originally Posted by Blueface

I. P. Daly

Man, you're lucky. It seems I have to P. hourly Danged, old age

I spent a few years in the Army Reserve (413th Supply Co. in NY) Had a captain with the initials P.M.S, and the S-3 Captain Wood, (nicknamed "woody"). Must have been one hell of a guffaw when he was promoted to Major.

Tried not to violate OPSEC here.