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Old 08-25-2009, 09:17 AM   #1
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Default If Famous Historical Figures were Job Hunting

~ Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.

~ Jesse James: I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.

~ Marie Antoinette: My management style has been criticized, but I'd like to think of myself as a people person.

~ Joseph Guillotin: I can give your company a head start on the competition.

~ Hamlet: My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.

~ Pandora: I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.

~ Genghis Khan: My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries.

~ Macbeth: Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?

~ Lady Godiva: What do mean, this isn't "business casual"?

~ Elvis: My last boss and I...say, are you going to eat those fries?
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:43 PM   #2
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Old 08-25-2009, 03:14 PM   #3
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I think the Genghis is my favorite
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