The koala said, Smoking a joint

Genetic Defect · 06-28-2009, 12:21 AM

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint...

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint.. The crocodile looked up and said,

'Hey you!'

So the koala looked down at him and said,

'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude...
How much water did you drink?'

06-28-2009, 12:24 AM

oh man lol very very good

AndyMadera · 06-28-2009, 12:35 AM

nice, wasnt expecting that

06-28-2009, 12:45 AM

that's funny!

06-29-2009, 11:45 AM

cracking joke...

trader1974 · 06-29-2009, 11:48 AM

: Good one!

06-29-2009, 11:52 AM

friggin awesome!

St. Lou Stu · 06-29-2009, 11:54 AM

One of my absolute favorites!

Starchild · 06-29-2009, 11:57 AM

Great one!

I love a good stoned Koala joke

WildBlueSooner · 06-29-2009, 11:58 AM

Nice one!

dunng · 06-29-2009, 12:04 PM

SmokeyJoe · 06-29-2009, 12:05 PM

Thanks for the smile.

karmaz00 · 06-29-2009, 12:39 PM

lol good one

G G · 07-20-2009, 05:06 PM

Very funny.

Prospector · 07-20-2009, 05:24 PM

Good one

Thanks for that.

kelmac07 · 07-20-2009, 05:27 PM

Good one!!

06-28-2009, 12:21 AM	#1
Genetic Defect difetosso Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Perry Location: An elevator Posts: 5,202 Trading: (5)	The koala said, Smoking a joint A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint... when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?' The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?' The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint.. The crocodile looked up and said, 'Hey you!' So the koala looked down at him and said, 'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude... How much water did you drink?' __________________ I'm an outcast riding into town alone I got wanderlust branded deeper than the bone

06-28-2009, 12:24 AM	#2
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The koala said, Smoking a joint oh man lol very very good

06-28-2009, 12:35 AM	#3
AndyMadera Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: Ft Worth, Texas Posts: 530 Trading: (46)	Re: The koala said, Smoking a joint nice, wasnt expecting that

06-28-2009, 12:45 AM	#4
blooz4u Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The koala said, Smoking a joint that's funny!

06-29-2009, 11:45 AM	#5
dentonparrots Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The koala said, Smoking a joint cracking joke...

06-29-2009, 11:48 AM	#6
trader1974 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Austin Location: Kentucky Posts: 193 Trading: (4)	Re: The koala said, Smoking a joint : Good one!

06-29-2009, 11:52 AM	#7
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The koala said, Smoking a joint friggin awesome!

06-29-2009, 11:54 AM	#8
St. Lou Stu Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Belleville, IL (St. Louis) Posts: 2,304 Trading: (21)	Re: The koala said, Smoking a joint One of my absolute favorites! __________________ Pretending to play golf since 1989

06-29-2009, 11:57 AM	#9
Starchild SERENITY NOW! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andre Location: Fernandina Beach, Fl Posts: 553 Trading: (11)	Re: The koala said, Smoking a joint Great one! I love a good stoned Koala joke __________________ Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time - Steven Wright

06-29-2009, 11:58 AM	#10
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: The koala said, Smoking a joint Nice one! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

06-29-2009, 12:04 PM	#11
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06-29-2009, 12:05 PM	#12
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,163 Trading: (28)	Re: The koala said, Smoking a joint Thanks for the smile. __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

06-29-2009, 12:39 PM	#13
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: The koala said, Smoking a joint lol good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

07-20-2009, 05:06 PM	#14
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: The koala said, Smoking a joint Very funny.

07-20-2009, 05:24 PM	#15
Prospector I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Arizona's beautiful Verde Valley Posts: 2,500 Trading: (11)	Re: The koala said, Smoking a joint Good one Thanks for that.

07-20-2009, 05:27 PM	#16
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: The koala said, Smoking a joint Good one!!