Cliche Thread - Page 4

RGD. · 06-20-2009, 01:59 AM

"Ain't got sense enough to pour piss out a boot with directions on the bottom."

Ron

JaKaacH · 06-20-2009, 07:46 AM

You don't tug on superman's cape

s15driftking · 06-20-2009, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Lou Stu

Those aren't pillows

hilarious!!!!

Hippi3Slay3r · 06-20-2009, 08:52 AM

You cant polish a turd!

TheTraveler · 06-20-2009, 09:39 AM

On it like a duck on a june-bug.

(or the not so well known description of big ol' me riding a little ol' Honda Rebel 250 - You look like a dog riding a tick!)

06-20-2009, 10:21 AM

Desire is the root of all suffering.

06-20-2009, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippi3Slay3r

You cant polish a turd!

Erhm... Sorry. http://www.howtocleanstuff.net/strat...polish-a-turd/

06-20-2009, 10:39 AM

its so cold it could freeze a brass monkeys balls off

TheTraveler · 06-20-2009, 10:48 AM

No pain no gain.

06-20-2009, 10:58 AM

You throw filth on the living and flowers on the dead.

TheTraveler · 06-20-2009, 11:03 AM

Teach a man to enjoy cigars and he'll be a lifelong friend. (I just made that one up, but it's true

)

Tio Gato · 06-20-2009, 01:36 PM

Happier than a clam at high tide.

As nervous as a virgin in a whorehouse.

If she had as many sticking out of her as stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine.

N2Advnture · 06-20-2009, 02:23 PM

Now we're $hitting in high cotton

06-20-2009, 02:31 PM

If my dog was as ugly as you I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards

TheTraveler · 06-20-2009, 06:58 PM

Beaten with an ugly stick.

bigloo · 06-20-2009, 07:40 PM

I say potato, you say potato, I say tomato, you say tomato. potato, potato, tomato, tomato, lets call the hole thing off.

See, it just does not work when written!

Conch Republican · 06-20-2009, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaKaacH

You don't tug on superman's cape

You don't spit into the wind

JaKaacH · 06-20-2009, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conch Republican

You don't spit into the wind

You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger

jledou · 06-20-2009, 10:33 PM

sweating like a whore in church

TheTraveler · 06-20-2009, 10:46 PM

colder than a well-digger's a$$

mean as a snake

clean as a whistle

clear as a bell

nutty as a fruitcake

crazy as a loon

loose as a goose

06-20-2009, 01:59 AM	#61
RGD. God Like Status Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ron Location: Alexandria, Virginia Posts: 971 Trading: (1)	Re: Cliche Thread "Ain't got sense enough to pour piss out a boot with directions on the bottom." Ron

06-20-2009, 07:46 AM	#62
JaKaacH ROCK Chalk JAYHAWK K U Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Living in the golden age of ignorance in power. Posts: 1,363 Trading: (32)	Re: Cliche Thread You don't tug on superman's cape __________________ --Anger Management Graduate-- WHAT the F^#% you looking at???

06-20-2009, 08:52 AM	#64
Hippi3Slay3r ಥ_ಥ Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Kyle Location: Appleton WI Posts: 615 Trading: (22)	Re: Cliche Thread You cant polish a turd!

06-20-2009, 09:39 AM	#65
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Cliche Thread On it like a duck on a june-bug. (or the not so well known description of big ol' me riding a little ol' Honda Rebel 250 - You look like a dog riding a tick!) __________________ "My life is my own."

06-20-2009, 10:21 AM	#66
nozero Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cliche Thread Desire is the root of all suffering.

06-20-2009, 10:39 AM	#68
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cliche Thread its so cold it could freeze a brass monkeys balls off

06-20-2009, 10:48 AM	#69
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Cliche Thread No pain no gain. __________________ "My life is my own."

06-20-2009, 10:58 AM	#70
ChicagoWhiteSox Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cliche Thread You throw filth on the living and flowers on the dead.

06-20-2009, 11:03 AM	#71
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Cliche Thread Teach a man to enjoy cigars and he'll be a lifelong friend. (I just made that one up, but it's true ) __________________ "My life is my own."

06-20-2009, 01:36 PM	#72
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	Re: Cliche Thread Happier than a clam at high tide. As nervous as a virgin in a whorehouse. If she had as many sticking out of her as stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine. __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

06-20-2009, 02:23 PM	#73
N2Advnture www.Cigarmony.com Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 642 Trading: (43)	Re: Cliche Thread Now we're $hitting in high cotton __________________ Home of the patented Humidity Bead System® humidifiers www.HBSHumidifiers.com

06-20-2009, 02:31 PM	#74
SchizoFilly Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Cliche Thread If my dog was as ugly as you I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards

06-20-2009, 06:58 PM	#75
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Cliche Thread Beaten with an ugly stick. __________________ "My life is my own."

06-20-2009, 07:40 PM	#76
bigloo Crazy like a fox Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Lu Location: Rose City Posts: 905 Trading: (27)	Re: Cliche Thread I say potato, you say potato, I say tomato, you say tomato. potato, potato, tomato, tomato, lets call the hole thing off. See, it just does not work when written!

06-20-2009, 10:33 PM	#79
jledou Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jay Location: Kansas Posts: 2,225 Trading: (27)	Re: Cliche Thread sweating like a whore in church

06-20-2009, 10:46 PM	#80
TheTraveler giggity giggitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jonathan Location: Near a Walmart Posts: 1,813 Trading: (12)	Re: Cliche Thread colder than a well-digger's a$$ mean as a snake clean as a whistle clear as a bell nutty as a fruitcake crazy as a loon loose as a goose __________________ "My life is my own."