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Old 06-19-2009, 11:32 AM   #1
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IKEA has announced that they plan to buy GM in an all cash move. In order to return GM to profitability as soon as possible, IKEA plans to use the same tried and true techniques that have made them a leader in home furnishings.

IKEA recently unveiled the first of their designs for the new GM



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Old 06-19-2009, 11:34 AM   #2
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what is that cars name the ungablengazeg ? and do u get free hot dogs ?
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Old 06-19-2009, 11:36 AM   #3
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It always ends up that way... get the damn thing put together, and wonder
"Why the hell do I have so many parts left over" ??
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Old 06-19-2009, 11:37 AM   #4
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It always ends up that way... get the damn thing put together, and wonder
"Why the hell do I have so many parts left over" ??
If it works anyway, it's called a product improvement!
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Old 06-19-2009, 11:47 AM   #5
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This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over
and accused me of having drugs in the car. When none were found, they told
me to have a nice day. It took me 3 hours to put my car back into condition
to drive away. They told me that they had no responsibility for putting back
together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.
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Old 06-19-2009, 12:15 PM   #6
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This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over
and accused me of having drugs in the car. When none were found, they told
me to have a nice day. It took me 3 hours to put my car back into condition
to drive away. They told me that they had no responsibility for putting back
together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.
Damn that really sucks! Andrew should do that to somebody
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Old 06-19-2009, 12:18 PM   #7
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IKEA has announced that they plan to buy GM in an all cash move. In order to return GM to profitability as soon as possible, IKEA plans to use the same tried and true techniques that have made them a leader in home furnishings.

IKEA recently unveiled the first of their designs for the new GM



The instructions are, as expected, one page. Slot, tab, zoom!
Are they buying VAG too then? That was a promo picture that VW for the A2 generation (1986 - 1992) Golf ad campaign.......
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Old 06-19-2009, 12:21 PM   #8
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Are they buying VAG too then? That was a promo picture that VW for the A2 generation (1986 - 1992) Golf ad campaign.......
IKEA issued a second press release reminding the general public that none of their designs are new or unique, which is part of the IKEA mystique.
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Old 06-19-2009, 12:27 PM   #9
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Old 06-19-2009, 12:33 PM   #10
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:25 PM   #11
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:33 PM   #12
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This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over
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together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.
Find out where they live and pee on their flowers.
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Old 06-19-2009, 01:46 PM   #13
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Find out where they live and pee on their flowers.
That's what I do.
Well who wouldn't?

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Old 06-19-2009, 01:59 PM   #14
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Are they buying VAG too then?
Buying vag is illegal in my state.
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