Helicopter

csbrewfisher · 06-09-2009, 04:05 PM

Ole and his wife Lena went to the state fair every year, and every
year Ole would say, "Lena, I'd like to ride in dat dere helicopter."

Lena always replied, "I know Ole, but dat dere helicopter ride is fifty
bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks."

One year Ole and Lena went to the fair, and Ole said, "Lena, I'm 85
year old. If I don't ride dat dere helicopter, I might never get anudder
chance."

To this, Lena replied, "Ole, dat dere helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and
fifty bucks is fifty bucks."

The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal.
I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the
entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you a penny! But if you
say one word it's fifty dollars."

Ole and Lena agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of crazy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He
did his daredevil tricks over and over again, trying to elicit even a
peep, but still not a word!

When they landed, the pilot turned to Ole and said, "By golly, I did
everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I am
impressed!"

Ole replied, "Well, to tell you da troot, I almost said somethin
when Lena fell oot, but ya know, fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"

karmaz00 · 06-09-2009, 10:03 PM

lol good one

MedicCook · 06-09-2009, 10:06 PM

And Ole lived happily ever after.

Azpostal · 06-10-2009, 01:45 AM

That's wrong but funny.

06-09-2009, 04:05 PM	#1
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Helicopter Ole and his wife Lena went to the state fair every year, and every year Ole would say, "Lena, I'd like to ride in dat dere helicopter." Lena always replied, "I know Ole, but dat dere helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks." One year Ole and Lena went to the fair, and Ole said, "Lena, I'm 85 year old. If I don't ride dat dere helicopter, I might never get anudder chance." To this, Lena replied, "Ole, dat dere helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks." The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars." Ole and Lena agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of crazy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, trying to elicit even a peep, but still not a word! When they landed, the pilot turned to Ole and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I am impressed!" Ole replied, "Well, to tell you da troot, I almost said somethin when Lena fell oot, but ya know, fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"

06-09-2009, 10:03 PM	#2
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Helicopter lol good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

06-09-2009, 10:06 PM	#3
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Helicopter And Ole lived happily ever after. __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

06-10-2009, 01:45 AM	#4
Azpostal Feeling at Home Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Don Location: Arizona Posts: 511 Trading: (9)	Re: Helicopter That's wrong but funny.