And then the fight started...

macms · 05-15-2009, 01:30 PM

I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is Proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.' And then the fight started...

md4958 · 05-15-2009, 01:33 PM

dunng · 05-15-2009, 01:34 PM

05-15-2009, 01:55 PM

Fred, I just want to thank you for sharing such a personal and vulnerable story about yourself, and we feel honored that you would trust us with such a thing.

05-15-2009, 02:18 PM

gotta love the women in our lives

05-15-2009, 02:20 PM

too risky for him to drop his pants....he'd be accused of assault with a dead weapon!!

BlackDog · 05-15-2009, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3

too risky for him to drop his pants....he'd be accused of assault with a dead weapon!!

05-15-2009, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3

too risky for him to drop his pants....he'd be accused of assault with a dead weapon!!

csbrewfisher · 05-15-2009, 02:34 PM

Not intending to jack a great thread...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started…

karmaz00 · 05-15-2009, 06:47 PM

lol..

G G · 05-17-2009, 05:57 PM

Whee · 05-17-2009, 06:29 PM

I came home from work one day and there was my wife all decked out in some sexy lingerie. she says to me, "Make me feel like a woman."

So I took off my shirt and said, "OK, make me dinner and iron this shirt."

And then the fight started...

WildBlueSooner · 05-17-2009, 07:09 PM

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

WildBlueSooner · 05-17-2009, 07:10 PM

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

WildBlueSooner · 05-17-2009, 07:16 PM

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....

05-15-2009, 01:30 PM	#1
macms ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Mile High Posts: 996 Trading: (56)	And then the fight started... I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is Proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.' And then the fight started... __________________

05-15-2009, 01:33 PM	#2
md4958 Captain Cannoli Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Moe Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 5,712 Trading: (62)	Re: And then the fight started... __________________ "One fart can foul the air for everyone" - Esteemed philosopher "If avoiding the nasty $hit is being a snob, them I am guilty as charged."- Same esteemed philosopher.

05-15-2009, 01:34 PM	#3
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: And then the fight started... __________________ MassHole Banter

05-15-2009, 01:55 PM	#4
LordOfWu Guest Posts: n/a	Re: And then the fight started... Fred, I just want to thank you for sharing such a personal and vulnerable story about yourself, and we feel honored that you would trust us with such a thing.

05-15-2009, 02:18 PM	#5
uncballzer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: And then the fight started... gotta love the women in our lives

05-15-2009, 02:20 PM	#6
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: And then the fight started... too risky for him to drop his pants....he'd be accused of assault with a dead weapon!!

05-15-2009, 02:34 PM	#9
csbrewfisher Welcome to my nightmare Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jerry Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 676 Trading: (10)	Re: And then the fight started... Not intending to jack a great thread... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So I took her to a gas station. And then the fight started…

05-15-2009, 06:47 PM	#10
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: And then the fight started... lol.. __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

05-17-2009, 05:57 PM	#11
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,731 Trading: (10)	Re: And then the fight started...

05-17-2009, 06:29 PM	#12
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,591 Trading: (17)	Re: And then the fight started... I came home from work one day and there was my wife all decked out in some sexy lingerie. she says to me, "Make me feel like a woman." So I took off my shirt and said, "OK, make me dinner and iron this shirt." And then the fight started... __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

05-17-2009, 07:09 PM	#13
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: And then the fight started... My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started... __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

05-17-2009, 07:10 PM	#14
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: And then the fight started... I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"" Nah, she can order for herself." And then the fight started... __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

05-17-2009, 07:16 PM	#15
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: And then the fight started... A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' And then the fight started..... __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur