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Old 05-14-2009, 11:09 AM   #1
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good
morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners."

She said, "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to
close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at
least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway
carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork, 'cause
they cut off my electricity this morning."
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:26 AM   #2
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lol good one
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:28 AM   #3
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That is funny.
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Old 05-17-2009, 07:56 AM   #4
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:28 AM   #5
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good one
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:40 AM   #6
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That would be my luck.
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