Benefits of Beer/Wine over Water -

RGD. · 05-02-2009, 11:44 AM

This got passed along to me. First I was going to post it in the jokes section - but I think it's better served here -

"As David Auerbach once said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2 pounds). However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service."

Ron

awsmith4 · 05-02-2009, 11:57 AM

Amen

Mr.Maduro · 05-02-2009, 12:03 PM

Agreed! Even most bottled waters bacteria levels are higher than what come out the tap! I'm sticking to my beer & bourbon!

05-02-2009, 11:44 AM	#1
RGD. God Like Status Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ron Location: Alexandria, Virginia Posts: 971 Trading: (1)	Benefits of Beer/Wine over Water - This got passed along to me. First I was going to post it in the jokes section - but I think it's better served here - "As David Auerbach once said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. (that's over 2 pounds). However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service." Ron

05-02-2009, 11:57 AM	#2
awsmith4 Simple Pleasures - 2oL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Albert Location: Marietta, Georgia Posts: 4,602 Trading: (111)	Re: Benefits of Beer/Wine over Water - Amen __________________ Its THIS easy to support our troops

05-02-2009, 12:03 PM	#3
Mr.Maduro In Domino Confido Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Patrick Location: La Casa del Blueface Posts: 2,905 Trading: (83)	Re: Benefits of Beer/Wine over Water - Agreed! Even most bottled waters bacteria levels are higher than what come out the tap! I'm sticking to my beer & bourbon! __________________ "Patrick...You low-rent f#@k!!!" - MACMS (Shack V)