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Old 10-26-2008, 08:29 PM   #101
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Man with hand in pocket always feels cocky.
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Old 10-26-2008, 08:31 PM   #102
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Go to bed with itchy butt. Wake up with stinky finger.
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Old 10-26-2008, 08:44 PM   #103
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Never do beer bongs blindfolded!
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Old 10-26-2008, 11:24 PM   #104
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Taking off is optional, Landing is mandatory.
Like that one. Should be followed closely by:

It's not the fall that gets you, it's that sudden stop at the end.
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Old 10-27-2008, 08:45 AM   #105
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"You've heard of not gettng into a land war in Asia", as well as "do not go in with a Sicilian when death is on the line". My friend, never EVER bet AGAINST Liverpool in Europe.
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Old 10-27-2008, 10:53 AM   #106
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Just ask for help when you need it.

Don't throw full lighters into fires.
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Old 10-27-2008, 12:14 PM   #107
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He who hesitates masterbates

Go ugly early

If you are gonna crash (helicopter) put the cyclic up your ass. Makes it more interesting for crash investigation.
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Old 10-27-2008, 12:30 PM   #108
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"You've heard of not gettng into a land war in Asia", as well as "do not go in with a Sicilian when death is on the line". My friend, never EVER bet AGAINST Liverpool in Europe.
Amen, brother.
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Old 10-27-2008, 01:13 PM   #109
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He who hesitates masterbates

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Old 10-28-2008, 07:20 PM   #110
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Combat stress. Pay him no nevermind.
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Old 10-28-2008, 07:54 PM   #111
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My poli sci teacher in college said it was the 5 P's

Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance
7Ps: PROPER PRIOR PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE
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Old 10-28-2008, 10:19 PM   #112
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Live in the present, forgive your past.
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Old 10-28-2008, 10:53 PM   #113
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Here's the three most important things for a great life:

#1: Respect for all living things.

#2: A healthy bowel movement on a regular basis.

#3: A navy blue blazer.

And, oh, yes, don't take your eye off the ball!

PS - Plagiarized from The Fisher King...
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Old 10-28-2008, 10:56 PM   #114
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Old 11-07-2008, 10:32 PM   #115
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Gotta revive this thread.

He that has chili dog for lunch should not burp in paint mask.

Don't ask.
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Old 11-07-2008, 11:32 PM   #116
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Don't pull your love out on me, baby, If you do then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years.
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Old 11-07-2008, 11:56 PM   #117
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Don't fry bacon with your shirt off.
Don't tease the cat when not wearing pants.
Or... don't fry bacon without pants on. ouch.
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Old 11-08-2008, 07:35 AM   #118
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"Don't cross the beams"- Egon Spengler
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Old 11-08-2008, 07:39 AM   #119
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Measure Twice. Cut Once.

Orgnaization is the key to success.

Sometimes you need to slow down in order to speed up.

Keep it simple, stupid!
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Old 11-08-2008, 07:48 AM   #120
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Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.
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