The Night of April 1st

MedicCook · 04-01-2009, 10:12 PM

The Night of April 1st

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 71 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

Defence Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' and ran off, and that's when I shot him ............ the little bastard.

cigar coach · 04-02-2009, 08:33 AM

lol; nice one!

goalie204 · 04-02-2009, 08:35 AM

cute

lightning9191 · 04-02-2009, 09:52 AM

dunng · 04-02-2009, 10:14 AM

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04-11-2009, 05:29 PM

good one!

Prospector · 04-11-2009, 06:00 PM

I like it - great punch line.

karmaz00 · 04-11-2009, 07:29 PM

lol good one

04-01-2009, 10:12 PM	#1
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	The Night of April 1st The Night of April 1st Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 71 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defence Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defence Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defence Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defence Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defence Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!' Defence Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' and ran off, and that's when I shot him ............ the little bastard.

04-02-2009, 08:33 AM	#2
cigar coach It's Football Season 365 Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Shad Location: Michigan Posts: 44 Trading: (0)	Re: The Night of April 1st lol; nice one!

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goalie204 Have My Own Room Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Myles Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,659 Trading: (12)	Re: The Night of April 1st cute

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Prospector I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Arizona's beautiful Verde Valley Posts: 2,500 Trading: (11)	Re: The Night of April 1st I like it - great punch line.

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