Nymphomaniacs of America Convention

03-05-2009, 03:21 PM

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful
woman boarding the plane.
> >
> > He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat.
> > As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
> >
> > Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
> > 'Business trip or pleasure?'
> >
> > She turned, smiled and said, 'Business. I'm going
> > to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in
> > Boston.'
> >
> > He swallowed hard.
> > Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting
> > next to him, and she was going to a meeting of
> > nymphomaniacs.
> >
> > Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked!,
> >
> > 'What's your business role at this convention?'
> >
> > 'Lecturer,' she responded.
> > 'I use information that I have learned from my personal
> > experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
> > sexuality.'
> >
> > 'Really?' he said. 'And what kind of myths are
> > there?'
> >
> > 'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is
> > that
> > African-American men are the most well endowed of all men,
> > when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most
> > likely to possess that trait.
> >
> > Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers,
> > when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
> >
> > I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the
> > best stamina is the Southern Redneck.'
> >
> > Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
> > blushed.
> >
> > 'I'm sorry,' she said, 'I shouldn't
> > really be discussing all of this with you.
> > I don't even know your name.'

> > 'Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein, but my
> > friends call me Bubba.'

03-05-2009, 03:28 PM

That made me laugh out loud.

TripleF · 03-05-2009, 03:29 PM

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03-05-2009, 03:30 PM

heard the similar version, but it was Geronimo Goldberg.....

G G · 03-05-2009, 08:06 PM

Nice one Al.

CBI_2 · 03-05-2009, 08:06 PM

Thanks Al. I hadn't heard that in a while. LMAO every time.

karmaz00 · 03-05-2009, 08:15 PM

haha

03-05-2009, 11:31 PM

Classic!

03-06-2009, 12:56 PM

I've heard it with all kinds of ethnicities.

WildBlueSooner · 03-09-2009, 06:28 PM

Nice one

RUNYYFan · 06-29-2014, 11:15 AM

Another classic.

03-05-2009, 03:21 PM	#1
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Nymphomaniacs of America Convention A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. > > > > He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. > > As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. > > > > Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, > > 'Business trip or pleasure?' > > > > She turned, smiled and said, 'Business. I'm going > > to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in > > Boston.' > > > > He swallowed hard. > > Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting > > next to him, and she was going to a meeting of > > nymphomaniacs. > > > > Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked!, > > > > 'What's your business role at this convention?' > > > > 'Lecturer,' she responded. > > 'I use information that I have learned from my personal > > experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about > > sexuality.' > > > > 'Really?' he said. 'And what kind of myths are > > there?' > > > > 'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is > > that > > African-American men are the most well endowed of all men, > > when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most > > likely to possess that trait. > > > > Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, > > when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. > > > > I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the > > best stamina is the Southern Redneck.' > > > > Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and > > blushed. > > > > 'I'm sorry,' she said, 'I shouldn't > > really be discussing all of this with you. > > I don't even know your name.' > > 'Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein, but my > > friends call me Bubba.'

03-05-2009, 03:28 PM	#2
leasingthisspace Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Nymphomaniacs of America Convention That made me laugh out loud.

03-05-2009, 03:29 PM	#3
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03-05-2009, 03:30 PM	#4
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Nymphomaniacs of America Convention heard the similar version, but it was Geronimo Goldberg.....

03-05-2009, 08:06 PM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,731 Trading: (10)	Re: Nymphomaniacs of America Convention Nice one Al.

03-05-2009, 08:06 PM	#6
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Nymphomaniacs of America Convention Thanks Al. I hadn't heard that in a while. LMAO every time. __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

03-05-2009, 08:15 PM	#7
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Nymphomaniacs of America Convention haha __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

03-05-2009, 11:31 PM	#8
LordOfWu Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Nymphomaniacs of America Convention Classic!

03-06-2009, 12:56 PM	#9
MithShrike Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Nymphomaniacs of America Convention I've heard it with all kinds of ethnicities.

03-09-2009, 06:28 PM	#10
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Nymphomaniacs of America Convention Nice one __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

06-29-2014, 11:15 AM	#11
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: Nymphomaniacs of America Convention Another classic. __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.