Pirate Oldie but Goodie

Blueface · 03-02-2009, 07:27 PM

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'

'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'

Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender: 'Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'

Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off, and then I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'

Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'

Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over I looked up and one of them **** in my eye.'

'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird ****.'

Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.'

Whee · 03-02-2009, 07:32 PM

ba dum dum...

karmaz00 · 03-02-2009, 07:39 PM

lol.good one

CBI_2 · 03-02-2009, 07:40 PM

chippewastud79 · 03-02-2009, 08:14 PM

Did you hear the one about the new pirate movie?

G G · 03-03-2009, 01:17 PM

03-02-2009, 07:27 PM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Pirate Oldie but Goodie A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.' 'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.' Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.' Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.' Bartender: 'Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?' Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off, and then I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.' Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?' Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over I looked up and one of them ** in my eye.' 'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird **.' Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.' __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

03-02-2009, 07:32 PM	#2
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,591 Trading: (17)	Re: Pirate Oldie but Goodie ba dum dum... __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

03-02-2009, 07:39 PM	#3
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Pirate Oldie but Goodie lol.good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

03-02-2009, 07:40 PM	#4
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Pirate Oldie but Goodie __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

03-02-2009, 08:14 PM	#5
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Pirate Oldie but Goodie Did you hear the one about the new pirate movie? __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

03-03-2009, 01:17 PM	#6
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,720 Trading: (10)	Re: Pirate Oldie but Goodie