Random Advice Thread

SvilleKid · 10-21-2008, 09:32 PM

We've all heard the advice of the great thinkers. Old Saws like "a penny saved is a penny earned" and "A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush".

Now it's time for us everyday thinkers to expand the wisdom of the common man.

I'll start with:

Always smell the milk in the jug before you drink from it.

(This should be self exclamatory to anyone who has ever turned the jug up and ended up with a mouth full of yuck!)

chippewastud79 · 10-21-2008, 09:35 PM

Always proof read your posts and TITLES before hitting submit.

gettysburgfreak · 10-21-2008, 09:50 PM

Don't zip up too fast or you might not like the results

elderboy02 · 10-21-2008, 09:55 PM

Stay in school, and be a thinker, not a stinker

poker · 10-21-2008, 10:07 PM

Treat others the way you wish to be treated.

Tis always better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.

cricky101 · 10-21-2008, 10:11 PM

The early bird gets the worm (but the second mouse gets the cheese)

Scottw · 10-21-2008, 10:12 PM

Don't drink turpentine and piss on brush fire!

chippewastud79 · 10-21-2008, 10:12 PM

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

10-21-2008, 10:25 PM

It's easier to get forgiveness than permission. This is what I tell myself every time i make a cigar purchase. I know you know what I'm talking about.

Scottw · 10-21-2008, 10:27 PM

never mow another man's lawn!

Swampper · 10-21-2008, 10:34 PM

Heard this one the other day from an older co-worker. It was new to me.

"If it flies, floats, or fornicates; rent it."

And then there is the 7 Ps.
Surely someone in the Asylum here knows that one...

10-21-2008, 10:53 PM

Never stick your fingers where you wouldn't stick your face.......

Think about it... its good advice....

Mark

10-21-2008, 11:03 PM

Random Joan advice:

- Watch where you put down that hot heat gun; it CAN ignite the oily rag between your feet you just used to catch some dripping gear oil.

- Let your girl drive the boat sometimes.

- 50cal ammo cans make GREAT Barbie Doll play houses!

- Life is too short for regrets, complaining, or bad cigars.

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icehog3 · 10-22-2008, 02:27 AM

Be Excellent to Each Other!

livwire68 · 10-22-2008, 03:33 AM

Never squat with spurs on or pee on the electric fence.

dunng · 10-22-2008, 08:25 AM

Don't eat the yellow snow...

10-22-2008, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3

Be Excellent to Each Other!

MOST excellent!

[big kiss gif]

10-22-2008, 10:24 AM

If you can't pi$$ off your back porch you're living in the wrong neighborhood.

Clampdown · 10-22-2008, 10:26 AM

Listen to your parents, they actually know something.

St. Lou Stu · 10-22-2008, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79

Always proof read your posts and TITLES before hitting submit.

Dude, I peed a little!

Which brings me to....

Always wear clean underwear.

10-21-2008, 09:32 PM	#1
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Random Advice Thread We've all heard the advice of the great thinkers. Old Saws like "a penny saved is a penny earned" and "A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush". Now it's time for us everyday thinkers to expand the wisdom of the common man. I'll start with: Always smell the milk in the jug before you drink from it. (This should be self exclamatory to anyone who has ever turned the jug up and ended up with a mouth full of yuck!) __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

10-21-2008, 09:35 PM	#2
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Random Advise Thread Always proof read your posts and TITLES before hitting submit. __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

10-21-2008, 09:50 PM	#3
gettysburgfreak Patriot Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Mitten Posts: 1,442 Trading: (2)	Re: Random Advise Thread Don't zip up too fast or you might not like the results __________________ Author ofeath, Disease, and Life at War: The Civil War Letters of Surgeon James D. Benton, 111th and 98th New York Infantry Regiments, 1862-1865.

10-21-2008, 09:55 PM	#4
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,509 Trading: (133)	Re: Random Advice Thread Stay in school, and be a thinker, not a stinker

10-21-2008, 10:07 PM	#5
poker 1:11 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kelly Location: SoCal Posts: 5,280 Trading: (7)	Re: Random Advice Thread Treat others the way you wish to be treated. Tis always better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it. __________________ Cigar Asylum: A cigar board birthed without agendas, without profiting, and without advertisements. Amor puro Character is what you do when no one is watching

10-21-2008, 10:11 PM	#6
cricky101 Micro brew tester Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Chris Location: St. Paul, Minnesota Posts: 684 Trading: (8)	Re: Random Advice Thread The early bird gets the worm (but the second mouse gets the cheese) __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire

10-21-2008, 10:12 PM	#7
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't drink turpentine and piss on brush fire! __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

10-21-2008, 10:12 PM	#8
chippewastud79 Fatter than you! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Larry Location: A little place called home. Posts: 5,397 Trading: (44)	Re: Random Advice Thread Just because you can, doesn't mean you should __________________ If we weren't supposed to eat animals, then how come they're made of meat? You can never have too many cigars, they are like an investment in good times.

10-21-2008, 10:25 PM	#9
Waynegro1 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread It's easier to get forgiveness than permission. This is what I tell myself every time i make a cigar purchase. I know you know what I'm talking about.

10-21-2008, 10:27 PM	#10
Scottw Going Commando Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Sussex, NJ Posts: 2,815 Trading: (6)	Re: Random Advice Thread never mow another man's lawn! __________________ "Ray when someone asks you if your a GOD you say yes."

10-21-2008, 10:34 PM	#11
Swampper Still Watching My Back Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Indian Territory Posts: 108 Trading: (0)	Re: Random Advice Thread Heard this one the other day from an older co-worker. It was new to me. "If it flies, floats, or fornicates; rent it." And then there is the 7 Ps. Surely someone in the Asylum here knows that one...

10-21-2008, 10:53 PM	#12
wigg Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Never stick your fingers where you wouldn't stick your face....... Think about it... its good advice.... Mark

10-21-2008, 11:03 PM	#13
Joan Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread Random Joan advice: - Watch where you put down that hot heat gun; it CAN ignite the oily rag between your feet you just used to catch some dripping gear oil. - Let your girl drive the boat sometimes. - 50cal ammo cans make GREAT Barbie Doll play houses! - Life is too short for regrets, complaining, or bad cigars. :

10-22-2008, 02:27 AM	#14
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,444 Trading: (60)	Re: Random Advice Thread Be Excellent to Each Other! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

10-22-2008, 03:33 AM	#15
livwire68 Las Vegas Herf Crew Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the Asylum Posts: 509 Trading: (7)	Re: Random Advice Thread Never squat with spurs on or pee on the electric fence. __________________

10-22-2008, 08:25 AM	#16
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Random Advice Thread Don't eat the yellow snow... __________________ MassHole Banter

10-22-2008, 10:24 AM	#18
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Random Advice Thread If you can't pi$$ off your back porch you're living in the wrong neighborhood.

10-22-2008, 10:26 AM	#19
Clampdown I Cut Like a Buffalo Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brian Location: Noneya Posts: 868 Trading: (12)	Re: Random Advice Thread Listen to your parents, they actually know something.