The Pretzel Hold

CBI_2 · 02-28-2009, 05:29 PM

There was a young wrestler who was so good he never lost at the amateur level . He was NCAA champion. Goes to the Olympics and wins the gold medal. He decides to turn pro and is beating everyone he fights there.

The one problem is he can not get the champ to give him a match. The champ had a hold he called the pretzel hold that no one had ever gotten out of. So the young guy every time he was on TV would say he could get out of the pretzel hold. People start screaming at the champ at every match he has to give the young guy a shot.

Finally the champ gives him a match and the young guy goes into training. Everyday in training his manager tells him "Whatever you do don't let him get you in the pretzel hold. If you do it is all over. No one has ever gotten out of it." He hears it every day.

The day of the match comes and the young guy is doing great. It looks like he is going to win when all of a sudden the champ gets him in the pretzel hold. His manager says that's is and throws his towel down and starts to walk away when he hears a blood curdling scream and the crowd is going wild. The manager turns around and his guy has won the match.

The manager runs into the ring jumping up and down. " How did you do it?" he asks. "No one has ever done that before". The young guy tells him, "Well there I was laying on the floor wrapped up like a pretzel. I saw a pair of balls hanging in my face, so I bit them."

"You would be surprised how much strength you get when you bite yourself in the balls."

Nabinger16 · 03-13-2009, 11:46 AM

That's freaking hilarious! I surprised no one else commented.

cle_smoker · 03-13-2009, 11:59 AM

I missed it the first time. But I am laughing out loud over that one.

lightning9191 · 03-13-2009, 12:14 PM

shilala · 03-13-2009, 12:23 PM

hehehehe

03-13-2009, 12:39 PM

That's great. I've heard it before but still great.

karmaz00 · 03-13-2009, 12:48 PM

lol good one

tunes · 03-13-2009, 01:38 PM

marge796 · 03-13-2009, 01:59 PM

LMAO thanks!!!!

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smokeyandthebandit05 · 03-13-2009, 08:14 PM

LMAO this is great!! Idk how I missed it!

02-28-2009, 05:29 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	The Pretzel Hold There was a young wrestler who was so good he never lost at the amateur level . He was NCAA champion. Goes to the Olympics and wins the gold medal. He decides to turn pro and is beating everyone he fights there. The one problem is he can not get the champ to give him a match. The champ had a hold he called the pretzel hold that no one had ever gotten out of. So the young guy every time he was on TV would say he could get out of the pretzel hold. People start screaming at the champ at every match he has to give the young guy a shot. Finally the champ gives him a match and the young guy goes into training. Everyday in training his manager tells him "Whatever you do don't let him get you in the pretzel hold. If you do it is all over. No one has ever gotten out of it." He hears it every day. The day of the match comes and the young guy is doing great. It looks like he is going to win when all of a sudden the champ gets him in the pretzel hold. His manager says that's is and throws his towel down and starts to walk away when he hears a blood curdling scream and the crowd is going wild. The manager turns around and his guy has won the match. The manager runs into the ring jumping up and down. " How did you do it?" he asks. "No one has ever done that before". The young guy tells him, "Well there I was laying on the floor wrapped up like a pretzel. I saw a pair of balls hanging in my face, so I bit them." "You would be surprised how much strength you get when you bite yourself in the balls." __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

03-13-2009, 11:46 AM	#2
Nabinger16 Drowning Ex Gorilla Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Trent Location: Indiana Posts: 292 Trading: (8)	Re: The Pretzel Hold That's freaking hilarious! I surprised no one else commented.

03-13-2009, 11:59 AM	#3
cle_smoker Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Robert Location: Cleveland, OH Posts: 403 Trading: (1)	Re: The Pretzel Hold I missed it the first time. But I am laughing out loud over that one.

03-13-2009, 12:14 PM	#4
lightning9191 I think I'm normal... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Posts: 1,007 Trading: (8)	Re: The Pretzel Hold __________________ I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.

03-13-2009, 12:23 PM	#5
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: The Pretzel Hold hehehehe __________________

03-13-2009, 12:39 PM	#6
MithShrike Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Pretzel Hold That's great. I've heard it before but still great.

03-13-2009, 12:48 PM	#7
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: The Pretzel Hold lol good one __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

03-13-2009, 01:38 PM	#8
tunes Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Bruce Location: East of the Mississippi Posts: 220 Trading: (3)	Re: The Pretzel Hold __________________ What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

03-13-2009, 01:59 PM	#9
marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: The Pretzel Hold LMAO thanks!!!! ) ( ) @;-)''''''' __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

03-13-2009, 08:14 PM	#10
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: The Pretzel Hold LMAO this is great!! Idk how I missed it! __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3