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Bunion
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Here is a headline from CNN today. Mind you, almost all of winter is over.
"This versatile Patagonia jacket will get you through the rest of winter — and now it’s half off" Anyone who buys is an idiot. Wait 2 weeks and it will probably be 75% off at REI.
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Bunion
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As long as it is your money, send away!
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Grrrrrr
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Can't. You spending shamed me into returning it.
I now only shop at 3rd hand stores. Would you like a sweatshirt with a deer on it? Orange it's a wolf. It's kind of faded. And there is some discoloration. Oh, no, wait, that's taco sauce. |
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Møøse bites can be nasty
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I’ve seen that sweatshirt many times before in Michigan’s upper peninsula.
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