13 years and still kicking...

Steve · 01-13-2022, 02:19 PM

I may be spleanless, but I'm alive!

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=8446

Moral of this story, if you get hurt, get checked out!

markem · 01-13-2022, 02:23 PM

Why you spleenless cigar smoker, you!

Glad that you are still kicking, Steve. Hate to have to make up the slack in dad jokes.

bruceolee · 01-13-2022, 02:28 PM

I'm glad you'll okay now! I have an enlarged spleen and they keep trying to take mine but something last minute always seems to save the day. I'm not looking forwards to that day though! Heck of a story though and again i'm glad you made it through alive. Take care of yourself! God bless you!

The Poet · 01-13-2022, 02:48 PM

I used to have spleen, but grew out of it as I aged. Cigars have helped mellow me a lot.

Oh, you mean the internal organ! Never mind.

shark · 01-13-2022, 03:00 PM

Holy cow that had to hurt like hell! Glad you're still around because you can bleed out with a ruptured spleen

Porch Dweller · 01-13-2022, 03:07 PM

Holy crap!!!

gravel · 01-13-2022, 10:43 PM

What a story! Glad you’ve stopped by to check on the spleenful ones!

RevSmoke · 01-14-2022, 08:25 AM

I'm not sure how I missed that story when you first had the incident. I know I don't get on here everyday, and sometimes I don't read everything, but...

Give me your missing that I'm not having you in my prayers.

Peace of the Lord be with you.

jonumberone · 01-14-2022, 08:57 AM

Glad you have spleen better days since then.

icehog3 · 01-14-2022, 09:59 AM

Dom.

13 bonus years, hope you get 50 more Steve!

Old Sailor · 01-14-2022, 10:51 AM

357 · 01-14-2022, 11:48 AM

They say the only thing worse than getting old is NOT getting old. Glad you're still with us Steve. I pray you have many more bonus years yet to come.

Dave128 · 01-14-2022, 07:41 PM

Holy crap!

01-13-2022, 02:19 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	13 years and still kicking... I may be spleanless, but I'm alive! http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=8446 Moral of this story, if you get hurt, get checked out! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-13-2022, 02:23 PM	#2
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Re: 13 years and still kicking... Why you spleenless cigar smoker, you! Glad that you are still kicking, Steve. Hate to have to make up the slack in dad jokes. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

01-13-2022, 02:28 PM	#3
bruceolee King of Rants Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Jason Location: South Florida Posts: 1,227 Trading: (1)	Re: 13 years and still kicking... I'm glad you'll okay now! I have an enlarged spleen and they keep trying to take mine but something last minute always seems to save the day. I'm not looking forwards to that day though! Heck of a story though and again i'm glad you made it through alive. Take care of yourself! God bless you! __________________ “When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name.” Spurgeon

01-13-2022, 02:48 PM	#4
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: 13 years and still kicking... I used to have spleen, but grew out of it as I aged. Cigars have helped mellow me a lot. Oh, you mean the internal organ! Never mind. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

01-13-2022, 03:00 PM	#5
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,566 Trading: (0)	Re: 13 years and still kicking... Holy cow that had to hurt like hell! Glad you're still around because you can bleed out with a ruptured spleen __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

01-13-2022, 03:07 PM	#6
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,401 Trading: (24)	Re: 13 years and still kicking... Holy crap!!! __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

01-13-2022, 10:43 PM	#7
gravel Still Washing My Back Join Date: Mar 2014 First Name: Geoff Location: Oregon Posts: 262 Trading: (3)	Re: 13 years and still kicking... What a story! Glad you’ve stopped by to check on the spleenful ones!

01-14-2022, 08:25 AM	#8
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,849 Trading: (51)	Re: 13 years and still kicking... I'm not sure how I missed that story when you first had the incident. I know I don't get on here everyday, and sometimes I don't read everything, but... Give me your missing that I'm not having you in my prayers. Peace of the Lord be with you. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

01-14-2022, 08:57 AM	#9
jonumberone Raw Dog Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Dom Location: Exit 8A Posts: 6,484 Trading: (62)	Re: 13 years and still kicking... Glad you have spleen better days since then. __________________ Sex junkie looking for a dealer

01-14-2022, 09:59 AM	#10
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,305 Trading: (60)	Re: 13 years and still kicking... Dom. 13 bonus years, hope you get 50 more Steve! __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

01-14-2022, 10:51 AM	#11
Old Sailor Black Ops - S.O.B. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Side Porta!! Kingsville, Ont., Canada Posts: 4,201 Trading: (22)	Re: 13 years and still kicking... __________________ Canadian Armed Forces 1976! Canadian Coast Guard, retired in 2012 after 32 years!!

01-14-2022, 11:48 AM	#12
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: 13 years and still kicking... They say the only thing worse than getting old is NOT getting old. Glad you're still with us Steve. I pray you have many more bonus years yet to come. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

01-14-2022, 07:41 PM	#13
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: 13 years and still kicking... Holy crap! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!