Size matters

retired · 04-09-2021, 11:21 AM

A married couple who are circus performers wish to adopt a child.
When they go to the adoption agency the agency questions the living conditions for a child in a traveling circus.
The couple takes out photos of their state of the art, luxurious 45' motor home.
The agency still has concerns about the child's education but the couple tells them the circus travels with tutors who in addition to standard courses, teach Spanish, French and Computer Courses.
The agency also questions about medical care for the child and the couple advises them that the circus travels with a doctor and nurses.
This satisfies the agency and they ask what age child does the couple want.
The couple answers,

"The age doesn't matter as long as the kid fits in the cannon."

AdamJoshua · 04-09-2021, 11:33 AM

Oh thought this was a Morgan and Morgan commercial

markem · 04-09-2021, 11:48 AM

Just like with police investigations, don't volunteer information.

icehog3 · 04-10-2021, 09:57 AM

04-09-2021, 11:21 AM	#1
retired Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Feb 2020 First Name: lenny Location: Kanuckistan..for now Posts: 372 Trading: (0)	Size matters A married couple who are circus performers wish to adopt a child. When they go to the adoption agency the agency questions the living conditions for a child in a traveling circus. The couple takes out photos of their state of the art, luxurious 45' motor home. The agency still has concerns about the child's education but the couple tells them the circus travels with tutors who in addition to standard courses, teach Spanish, French and Computer Courses. The agency also questions about medical care for the child and the couple advises them that the circus travels with a doctor and nurses. This satisfies the agency and they ask what age child does the couple want. The couple answers, "The age doesn't matter as long as the kid fits in the cannon." __________________ smoke 'em if ya got 'em Hard to believe I beat out 2 million other sperm

04-09-2021, 11:33 AM	#2
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,787 Trading: (40)	Re: Size matters Oh thought this was a Morgan and Morgan commercial

04-09-2021, 11:48 AM	#3
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Re: Size matters Just like with police investigations, don't volunteer information. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-10-2021, 09:57 AM	#4
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,307 Trading: (60)	Re: Size matters __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!