Managers...

Steve · 08-07-2020, 10:26 AM

A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem.

The software manager says, "I can't do anything about this - it's a hardware problem."

The hardware manager says, "Maybe if we turned the car off and on again, it would fix itself."

The marketing manager says, "Hey, 75% of it is working - let's ship it!"

Porch Dweller · 08-07-2020, 10:36 AM

CigarNut · 08-07-2020, 03:30 PM

Sounds like they worked on Microsoft Windows 98

08-07-2020, 10:26 AM	#1
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08-07-2020, 10:36 AM	#2
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08-07-2020, 03:30 PM	#3
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