Understanding your paycheck...

Steve · 07-24-2020, 07:34 AM

Gross pay: $1,222.02
Income Tax: $244.40
Outgo Tax: $45.21
State Tax: $61.10
Interstate Tax: $5.89
County Tax: $6.11
City Tax: $12.22
Rural Tax: $4.44
Back Tax: $1.11
Front Tax: $1.16
Side Tax: $1.61
Up Tax: $2.22
Down Tax: $1.11
Tic-Tacs: $1.98
Thumbtacks: $3.93
Carpet Tacks: $.98
Stadium Tax: $.69
Flat Tax: $8.32
Surtax: $3.46
Ma'am Tax: $2.60
Parking Fee: $5.00
No Parking Fee: $10.00
F.I.C.A.: $81.88
T.G.I.F.: $9.95
Life Insurance: $5.85
Health Insurance: $16.23
Disability: $2.50
Ability: $.25
Liability: $3.41
Dental Insurance: $4.50
Mental Insurance: $4.33
Reassurance: $.11
Coffee: $6.85
Coffee Cups: $66.51
Calendar: $3.06
Floor Rental: $16.85
Chair Rental: $.32
Desk Rental: $4.32
Union Dues: $5.85
Union Don'ts: $3.77
Cash Advances: $.69
Cash Retreats: $121.35
Overtime: $1.26
Undertime: $54.83
Eastern Time: $9.00
Central Time: $8.00
Mountain Time: $7.00
Pacific Time:$6.00
GMT: $24.00
Time Out: $12.21
Oxygen: $10.02
Water: $16.54
Electricity: $38.23
Heat: $51.42
Air: $46.83
Miscellaneous: $154.54
Take Home Pay: $0000.02

(This is where the expression "my 2 cents" came from...)

jledou · 07-24-2020, 08:55 AM

The coffee cups get you every time

CigarNut · 07-24-2020, 10:34 AM

Too true...

longknocker · 07-24-2020, 06:57 PM

The First Time My Kids Got A Real Paycheck, They Asked Me, "What Happened To My Money"?

. Welcome To The "Real World"!

07-24-2020, 07:34 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Understanding your paycheck... Gross pay: $1,222.02 Income Tax: $244.40 Outgo Tax: $45.21 State Tax: $61.10 Interstate Tax: $5.89 County Tax: $6.11 City Tax: $12.22 Rural Tax: $4.44 Back Tax: $1.11 Front Tax: $1.16 Side Tax: $1.61 Up Tax: $2.22 Down Tax: $1.11 Tic-Tacs: $1.98 Thumbtacks: $3.93 Carpet Tacks: $.98 Stadium Tax: $.69 Flat Tax: $8.32 Surtax: $3.46 Ma'am Tax: $2.60 Parking Fee: $5.00 No Parking Fee: $10.00 F.I.C.A.: $81.88 T.G.I.F.: $9.95 Life Insurance: $5.85 Health Insurance: $16.23 Disability: $2.50 Ability: $.25 Liability: $3.41 Dental Insurance: $4.50 Mental Insurance: $4.33 Reassurance: $.11 Coffee: $6.85 Coffee Cups: $66.51 Calendar: $3.06 Floor Rental: $16.85 Chair Rental: $.32 Desk Rental: $4.32 Union Dues: $5.85 Union Don'ts: $3.77 Cash Advances: $.69 Cash Retreats: $121.35 Overtime: $1.26 Undertime: $54.83 Eastern Time: $9.00 Central Time: $8.00 Mountain Time: $7.00 Pacific Time:$6.00 GMT: $24.00 Time Out: $12.21 Oxygen: $10.02 Water: $16.54 Electricity: $38.23 Heat: $51.42 Air: $46.83 Miscellaneous: $154.54 Take Home Pay: $0000.02 (This is where the expression "my 2 cents" came from...) __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

07-24-2020, 08:55 AM	#2
jledou Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jay Location: Kansas Posts: 2,224 Trading: (27)	Re: Understanding your paycheck... The coffee cups get you every time

07-24-2020, 10:34 AM	#3
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Understanding your paycheck... Too true... __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

07-24-2020, 06:57 PM	#4
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,162 Trading: (82)	Re: Understanding your paycheck... The First Time My Kids Got A Real Paycheck, They Asked Me, "What Happened To My Money"? . Welcome To The "Real World"!