The Lease

Steve · 11-06-2019, 11:23 AM

A person calls a pet store: "Send me thirty-thousand cockroaches, at once."

Astonished clerk: "What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand cockroaches?"

Caller: "I'm moving out today, and my lease says I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found them."

icehog3 · 11-06-2019, 03:53 PM

11-06-2019, 11:23 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	The Lease A person calls a pet store: "Send me thirty-thousand cockroaches, at once." Astonished clerk: "What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand cockroaches?" Caller: "I'm moving out today, and my lease says I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found them." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

11-06-2019, 03:53 PM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,441 Trading: (60)	Re: The Lease __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!