Confused....

Steve · 10-11-2019, 09:35 AM

A man went to a psychiatrist and said he was worried that he was a dog.

"It's terrible," said the man, "I walk around on all fours. I keep barking in the middle of the night and I can't go past a lamp post any more."

"Okay," said the psychiatrist. "Lie down on the couch."

The man replied, "I'm not allowed on the couch."

BigAsh · 10-11-2019, 09:48 AM

markem · 10-11-2019, 09:59 AM

icehog3 · 10-11-2019, 10:26 AM

CigarNut · 10-11-2019, 01:45 PM

10-11-2019, 09:35 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Confused.... A man went to a psychiatrist and said he was worried that he was a dog. "It's terrible," said the man, "I walk around on all fours. I keep barking in the middle of the night and I can't go past a lamp post any more." "Okay," said the psychiatrist. "Lie down on the couch." The man replied, "I'm not allowed on the couch." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

10-11-2019, 09:48 AM	#2
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