The Irish Pub

Tio Gato · 11-25-2018, 08:39 AM

A guy is walking down the street and finds an Irish bar unknown to him. Outside a blackboard displays the daily specials.

Cheese Sandwich $1.50
Ham and Cheese Sandwich $2.50
Handjob $10.00

He quickly checks his funds and enters the pub. There he sees the most beautiful redhead tending bar. She asks "Can I help you?"
He replys "Are you you the one that gives the handjobs?"
She purrs "Yes I am sweetheart."
He says "Great, now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich"

dijit · 11-25-2018, 11:35 AM

CigarNut · 11-25-2018, 01:20 PM

Porch Dweller · 11-25-2018, 02:10 PM

Fig_Nasty · 11-25-2018, 02:16 PM

Weelok · 11-25-2018, 02:51 PM

Hahahahaha

The Poet · 11-25-2018, 02:58 PM

Guess the guy prefers his sammich without Miracle Whip.

The camaro show · 11-25-2018, 08:36 PM

haha hold the mayo

11-25-2018, 08:39 AM	#1
Tio Gato Uncle Kitty Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jeff Location: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 2,075 Trading: (11)	The Irish Pub A guy is walking down the street and finds an Irish bar unknown to him. Outside a blackboard displays the daily specials. Cheese Sandwich $1.50 Ham and Cheese Sandwich $2.50 Handjob $10.00 He quickly checks his funds and enters the pub. There he sees the most beautiful redhead tending bar. She asks "Can I help you?" He replys "Are you you the one that gives the handjobs?" She purrs "Yes I am sweetheart." He says "Great, now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich" __________________ "You stink like cigars Uncle Kitty!" Said my Boo age 3. "Kid, take care of your family and the hell with anyone else" My Grandpa Bubba.

11-25-2018, 11:35 AM	#2
dijit Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Mike Location: Brownsburg, Indiana Posts: 2,186 Trading: (48)	Re: The Irish Pub __________________ Sporting goods raffle for a great cause. PM me for tickets.

11-25-2018, 01:20 PM	#3
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: The Irish Pub __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

11-25-2018, 02:10 PM	#4
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,462 Trading: (24)	Re: The Irish Pub __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

11-25-2018, 02:16 PM	#5
Fig_Nasty Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2018 First Name: Nelson Location: Miami, FL Posts: 54 Trading: (1)	Re: The Irish Pub

11-25-2018, 02:51 PM	#6
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 4,106 Trading: (21)	Re: The Irish Pub Hahahahaha __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.

11-25-2018, 02:58 PM	#7
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: The Irish Pub Guess the guy prefers his sammich without Miracle Whip. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

11-25-2018, 08:36 PM	#8
The camaro show Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Nov 2018 First Name: Chayse Location: West Virginia Posts: 497 Trading: (1)	Re: The Irish Pub haha hold the mayo