Today's Laugh

tsolomon · 03-21-2017, 02:41 PM

A nice, calm, and respectable lady
went into the pharmacy, walked up
to the pharmacist, looked straight
into his eyes, and said,
“I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked,
“Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed,
“Lord have mercy!
I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband
Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse
and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said,
“You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

Porch Dweller · 03-21-2017, 03:39 PM

johnbljr · 11-02-2017, 10:47 AM

03-21-2017, 02:41 PM	#1
tsolomon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: The Villages, FL Posts: 1,246 Trading: (31)	Today's Laugh A nice, calm, and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!” The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

03-21-2017, 03:39 PM	#2
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,464 Trading: (24)	Re: Today's Laugh __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

11-02-2017, 10:47 AM	#3
johnbljr Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: John Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 56 Trading: (1)	Re: Today's Laugh