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Old 08-05-2015, 09:46 AM   #441
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The women I've known I wouldn't let tie my shoe
They wouldn't give you the time of day
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Old 09-03-2015, 11:34 AM   #442
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Old 09-28-2015, 01:02 AM   #443
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The scars healing
But the dealers squealing
The pool's in but the patio ain't dry
Well the sense is sensing
That the juice keeps pumping and I know why
She's my little rock 'n' roll
My tits and ass with soul baby
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Old 09-29-2015, 10:16 AM   #444
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One man, one goal,
One mission.
One heart, one soul,
Just one solution.
One flash of light, yeah,
One god, one vision.

One flesh, one bone,
One true religion.
One voice, one hope,
One real decision.

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Old 10-19-2015, 02:32 PM   #445
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Naugahyde skirt, black stack heels
Red copper hair - dig the wig is unreal
Sure Enuff - Powerful Stuff
Ole man Atlas holding up the world
He dropped everything for - that girl
Sure Enuff I think I’m in love - And it’s powerful stuff

A hip shakin’ whip snakin’ cooked my goose
I tell you that babe she’s a fine papoose.
I love her mind, but here’s the deal,
She’s got the kind of groove like the Batmobile.
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Old 10-20-2015, 11:50 AM   #446
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They tell you not to hang around and learn what life's about
And grow up just like them - won't you let it work it out
- and you're full of doubt
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Old 10-20-2015, 05:28 PM   #447
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With her killer graces and her secret places that no boy can fill
With her hands on her hips, oh, and that smile on her lips because she knows that it kills me
With her soft French cream, standing in that doorway like a dream, I wish she'd just leave me alone
Because French cream won't soften them boots and French kisses will not break that heart of stone
With her long hair falling and her eyes that shine like a midnight sun...
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Old 12-23-2015, 07:20 PM   #448
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If you squeeze my lizard
I'll put my snake on you
I'm a romantic adventure
And I'm a reptile too
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Old 05-06-2016, 09:02 PM   #449
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I just got taken in by this on facebook so am sharing it here. Great song tho.

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Old 05-06-2016, 09:43 PM   #450
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That's awesome, Mark.
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Old 05-06-2016, 11:00 PM   #451
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annnnd now stolen by me
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Old 07-11-2016, 10:08 PM   #452
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Give me the beat boys and free my soul
Gonna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away
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Old 07-11-2016, 10:29 PM   #453
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Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
You're gonna go far, fly high,
You're never gonna die,
You're gonna make it if you try;
They're gonna love you.
Well I've always had a deep respect,
And I mean that most sincerely.
The band is just fantastic,
that is really what I think.
Oh by the way, which one's Pink?
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy,
We call it Riding the Gravy Train.
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Old 08-25-2016, 07:45 PM   #454
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One man, one goal,
One mission.
One heart, one soul,
Just one solution.
One flash of light, yeah,
One god, one vision.

One flesh, one bone,
One true religion.
One voice, one hope,
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Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin', into the future.....
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Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
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Father McKenzie, writing the words
Of a sermon that no one will hear
No one comes near
Look at him working, darning his socks
In the night when there's nobody there
What does he care
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I can see very well
There's a boat on the reef with a broken back
And I can see it very well
There's a joke and I know it very well
It's one of those that I told you long ago
Take my word I'm a madman don't you know
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There are stars
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Southward as you go
There is moonlight
And moss in the trees
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