Be careful guys...!

Steve · 03-04-2015, 08:19 AM

A married couple in their early 60's was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."

The fairy waved her magic wand and - POOF! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - POOF! - the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men should remember fairies are female.

G G · 03-04-2015, 08:24 AM

CigarNut · 03-04-2015, 08:49 AM

STEVE S · 03-04-2015, 11:30 AM

shilala · 03-04-2015, 11:51 AM

dijit · 03-05-2015, 04:38 AM

That is a lie. Every fairy I have met has been a man.

longknocker · 03-05-2015, 05:38 AM

dave · 03-05-2015, 12:20 PM

Suddenly, Richard Simmons makes just a little bit of sense

03-04-2015, 08:19 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Be careful guys...! A married couple in their early 60's was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." The fairy waved her magic wand and - POOF! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and - POOF! - the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men should remember fairies are female. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

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