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Old 02-03-2015, 10:03 AM   #1
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A game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.

One morning, while deep in the forest, the wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle and started to look for her.

In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a big rock, a large lion stood right in front of her.

The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"

"Nothing," said the hunter husband.

"How can you just do nothing?" the wife screamed at him.

"The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
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