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Old 10-14-2014, 10:37 AM   #1
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Default The value of a clarinet

Taken from the Good, Clean Funnies List sent out this morning:

My dad bought my mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it.

"Oh," said my dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet."

"How come?" I asked.

"Well," he answered, "because with a clarinet, she can't sing."
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