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Old 01-26-2009, 02:41 PM   #1
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Default I love my ipod!

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After

a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and

that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:41 PM   #2
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:47 PM   #3
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I almost hit the floor after I read this.
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Old 01-26-2009, 05:57 PM   #4
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That was good!
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Old 01-26-2009, 07:11 PM   #5
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:51 PM   #6
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LMAO thats great!!!
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Old 01-27-2009, 07:58 PM   #7
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Old 01-28-2009, 05:50 PM   #8
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I saw it comming, and it was still funny.
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Old 01-28-2009, 06:00 PM   #9
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lol....
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