Unfortunate Husband

11-20-2013, 02:56 AM

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy!
I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law!
I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

Ciro · 11-20-2013, 06:13 AM

Porch Dweller · 11-20-2013, 07:40 AM

Lmao!

Conch Republican · 11-20-2013, 07:43 AM

OK, thats funny

CigarNut · 11-20-2013, 08:46 AM

Dave128 · 11-20-2013, 09:17 AM

That's awesome!

cmitch · 11-20-2013, 05:12 PM

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=57053

11-20-2013, 09:47 PM

Oops... Sorry Clayton... Looks like you beat me to it...

cmitch · 11-21-2013, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robulous78

Oops... Sorry Clayton... Looks like you beat me to it...

Just messing with ya Rob. That was over a year and a half ago.

Veatorious · 11-21-2013, 02:06 PM

good stuff..lol

11-20-2013, 02:56 AM	#1
Robulous78 Guest Posts: n/a	Unfortunate Husband A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?” The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.” The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!” The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

11-20-2013, 06:13 AM	#2
Ciro Enjoying the Show! Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 461 Trading: (11)	Re: Unfortunate Husband

11-20-2013, 07:40 AM	#3
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,401 Trading: (24)	Re: Unfortunate Husband Lmao! __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

11-20-2013, 07:43 AM	#4
Conch Republican 10-78 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Margaritaville Posts: 2,878 Trading: (60)	Re: Unfortunate Husband OK, thats funny __________________ "Ceiling fan stirs the air, the cigar smoke does swirl" --Jimmy Buffett You can help out and win some cool stuff in the 2016 Troop Support supplies contest!

11-20-2013, 08:46 AM	#5
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Unfortunate Husband __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

11-20-2013, 09:17 AM	#6
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,922 Trading: (4)	Re: Unfortunate Husband That's awesome! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

11-20-2013, 05:12 PM	#7
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Unfortunate Husband http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=57053 __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

11-20-2013, 09:47 PM	#8
Robulous78 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Unfortunate Husband Oops... Sorry Clayton... Looks like you beat me to it...

11-21-2013, 02:06 PM	#10
Veatorious Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2013 First Name: Ryan Posts: 332 Trading: (3)	Re: Unfortunate Husband good stuff..lol __________________