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Old 01-25-2009, 12:46 PM   #1
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A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.
'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:47 PM   #2
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:48 PM   #3
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:49 PM   #4
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:56 PM   #6
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Our security desk got a frantic phone call the other day. It seems a dwarf was pickpocketed. I don't get this crazy world. How could someone stoop so low?
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Our security desk got a frantic phone call the other day. It seems a dwarf was pickpocketed. I don't get this crazy world. How could someone stoop so low?
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