Older Men Beware!!!

Blueface · 09-23-2013, 11:07 AM

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This one caught me totally by surprise. It's a 'heads up for those older men who may be regular customers at Lowes, Home Depot, Costco, or Wal-Mart.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Don't be naive enough to think it can't happen to you. Here's how the scam works.............Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a cloth and Windex, with their skimpy T-shirts (It 's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, to get your attention, one starts undressing while the other one steals your wallet. I have already had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 28th. Also September 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th & 17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Please pass this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam.

BTW
The best times for this to happen are just before lunch and around 4 in the afternoon. Also, Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores. I am now off to Home Depot.

CigarNut · 09-23-2013, 11:11 AM

kelmac07 · 09-23-2013, 11:22 AM

Oldie but a goodie.

big_jaygee · 09-23-2013, 11:23 AM

markem · 09-23-2013, 11:31 AM

You forgot the part about learning the long way to all the McDs in your area.

shilala · 09-23-2013, 12:17 PM

Didn't someone post this joke every day for a couple weeks?
Who the heck was that?

09-23-2013, 11:07 AM	#1
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Older Men Beware!!! Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This one caught me totally by surprise. It's a 'heads up for those older men who may be regular customers at Lowes, Home Depot, Costco, or Wal-Mart. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Don't be naive enough to think it can't happen to you. Here's how the scam works.............Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a cloth and Windex, with their skimpy T-shirts (It 's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, to get your attention, one starts undressing while the other one steals your wallet. I have already had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 28th. Also September 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th & 17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. Please pass this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. BTW The best times for this to happen are just before lunch and around 4 in the afternoon. Also, Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores. I am now off to Home Depot. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

09-23-2013, 11:11 AM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Older Men Beware!!! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

09-23-2013, 11:22 AM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Older Men Beware!!! Oldie but a goodie. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

09-23-2013, 11:23 AM	#4
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Older Men Beware!!!

09-23-2013, 11:31 AM	#5
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,621 Trading: (47)	Re: Older Men Beware!!! You forgot the part about learning the long way to all the McDs in your area. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

09-23-2013, 12:17 PM	#6
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Older Men Beware!!! Didn't someone post this joke every day for a couple weeks? Who the heck was that? __________________