FOG Fitness

Steve · 08-14-2013, 11:19 AM

During his physical examination, a doctor asked a retired man about his physical activity level.

The man said he spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors.

"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five-hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I ran away from a mad mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull elk. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I went home and went right to bed."

Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be quite an outdoors man!"

"No," the guy replied, "I'm just a really bad golfer."

357 · 08-14-2013, 11:51 AM

Sounds like me. I've been told I play OPF golf, as in Other People's Fairway.

Blueface · 08-14-2013, 12:42 PM

kelmac07 · 08-14-2013, 01:32 PM

08-14-2013, 11:19 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	FOG Fitness During his physical examination, a doctor asked a retired man about his physical activity level. The man said he spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors. "Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five-hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I ran away from a mad mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull elk. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I went home and went right to bed." Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be quite an outdoors man!" "No," the guy replied, "I'm just a really bad golfer." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

08-14-2013, 11:51 AM	#2
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: FOG Fitness Sounds like me. I've been told I play OPF golf, as in Other People's Fairway. __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

08-14-2013, 12:42 PM	#3
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: FOG Fitness __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

08-14-2013, 01:32 PM	#4
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: FOG Fitness __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"