Lawyers...

Steve · 04-24-2013, 03:25 PM

A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination when he stopped and said: "Your honor, one of the jurors is asleep!"

The judge replied: "You put him to sleep; you wake him up."

CigarNut · 04-24-2013, 10:49 PM

Ogre · 04-25-2013, 12:21 PM

Steve told a funny!!!!

04-24-2013, 03:25 PM	#1
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04-24-2013, 10:49 PM	#2
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04-25-2013, 12:21 PM	#3
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