I ran over a homeless guy because that's how I roll

[Genetic Defect]

This is funny, don't spoil the fun, and keep it
> going............Type out the sentence you end up with, in
> the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send
> it back to the person that sent it to you .
>
>
> Pick the month you were born:
>
> January-------I kicked
> February------I loved
> March--------I karate chopped
> April----------I licked
> May----------I jumped on
> June----------I smelled
> July-----------I did the Macarena with
> August--------I had lunch with
> September----I danced with
> October-------I sang to
> November-----I yelled at
> December-----I ran over
>
> Pick the day (number) you were born on:
>
> 1--------- a birdbath
> 2--------- a monster
> 3--------- a phone
> 4--------- a fork
> 5--------- a snowman
> 6--------- a gangster
> 7--------- my mobile phone
> 8--------- my dog
> 9--------- my best friends' boyfriend
> 10------- my neighbor
> 11------- my science teacher
> 12------- a banana
> 13------- a fireman
> 14------- a s tuffed animal
> 15------- a goat
> 16------- a pickle
> 17------- your mom
> 18------- a buffalo
> 19------- a Smurf
> 20------- a baseball bat
> 21------- a Ninja
> 22------- Chuck Norris
> 23------- a noodle
> 24------- a squirrel
> 25------- a football player
> 26------- President Bush
> 27------- David Letterman
> 28------- an IPod
> 29------- a surfer
> 30------- a llama
> 31------- a homeless guy
>
> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>
> White---------because I'm cool like that
> Black---------because that's how I roll.
> Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
> Red-----------because the voices told me to.
> Blue-----------because I'm cute and I do what I want
> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
> Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my
> leader.
> Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> Orange --------because my family thinks I'm stupid
> anyway.
> Brown---------because I can.
> Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
> None----------because I can't control myself!
>
>
>
> Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and
> forward to your friends. Don't forget to send it back to
> the person that sent it to you! I can't wait to see what
> you get stuck with..................

[CigarNut]

I jumped on a goat because I'm AWESOME!