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Old 03-11-2013, 05:25 PM   #1
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Default Lone Ranger seems to be in trouble AGAIN

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding through heading west to visit San Fran when they looked up on ridge in front of them and saw the entire ridge lined with indians, full war paint, armed to the teeth and murder in their eyes, the Lone Ranger looks at Tonto and says, "Well Tonto looks like we should turn and ride to the North", Tonto looks up and agrees, "Yes kemosabi."

So they turn and they are riding to the North and not more than a mile later as they come to a ridge they see it's lined with even more indians on the war path, the Lone Ranger looks around, thinks for a minute and says, "Well Tonto, looks like we should ride South." Tonto looks around and agrees with the assessment and says, "Yes kemosabi!"

Now the Lone Ranger is getting a bit jumpy and he sees those indians from the West and the North riding toward them and as they approach yet another ridge to the South, without even thinking the Lone Ranger says, "Well Tonto looks like we need to ride back to the East..." now as he says this they see even MORE indians riding in from the east, totally surrounded by pissed off indians and as he's wheeling his horse around Tonto says...

"What you mean we white man?"
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