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Old 02-15-2013, 06:15 AM   #1
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An angry motorist went back to the garage where he had purchased an expensive battery for his car just six months earlier.

"Listen," the motorist growled to the owner of the garage, "when I bought this battery you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. It died after only six months!"

"Sorry," apologized the garage owner. "I didn't think your car would last longer than that."
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Old 02-15-2013, 08:35 AM   #2
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dude that cracked me up !
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:38 PM   #3
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Funniest joke Steve has told in a while!!!!
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Old 02-15-2013, 02:41 PM   #4
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hahahaha... first time i read it (at work) i didnt get it, but now that i had a chance to re-read it
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Old 02-16-2013, 02:45 PM   #5
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Nice!
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