An oldie but goodie

Bluetick · 02-03-2013, 02:46 PM

An attractive, well-dressed woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed. As she turns back, standing next to her is a salesman.

“Good day, ma’am, how may we help you today?”

Very uncomfortably she asks, “Sir, how much does this rug cost?”

“Ma’am,” he answers, “If you farted just touching it, you’re gonna **** when you hear the price!”

kelmac07 · 02-03-2013, 02:49 PM

big_jaygee · 02-03-2013, 02:56 PM

Ogre · 02-03-2013, 08:57 PM

Bondo 287 · 02-04-2013, 07:30 AM

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02-03-2013, 02:46 PM	#1
Bluetick Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Posts: 112 Trading: (0)	An oldie but goodie An attractive, well-dressed woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed. As she turns back, standing next to her is a salesman. “Good day, ma’am, how may we help you today?” Very uncomfortably she asks, “Sir, how much does this rug cost?” “Ma’am,” he answers, “If you farted just touching it, you’re gonna **** when you hear the price!”

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