What I said, is not what you heard.

Bluetick · 01-02-2013, 11:25 AM

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in
this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I
want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and
this Christian family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and
in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression."

Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead
gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from
the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you
were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends
that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell to his
knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.

hazydat620 · 01-02-2013, 12:06 PM

Ogre · 01-02-2013, 12:11 PM

Now thats FUNNY!!!!!

363 · 01-02-2013, 12:21 PM

haha

ironchefscott · 01-02-2013, 12:28 PM

made me laugh out loud!

big_jaygee · 01-02-2013, 01:14 PM

Lmao that's a good one

markem · 01-02-2013, 01:30 PM

Glad that I had put my coffee down!

czerbe · 01-02-2013, 02:26 PM

Bazinga

cmitch · 01-02-2013, 02:53 PM

and hung well.

ArgusP2 · 01-02-2013, 02:54 PM

Buahahaha!

kelmac07 · 01-02-2013, 03:00 PM

STEVE S · 01-02-2013, 03:04 PM

That is very funny.

01-02-2013, 11:25 AM	#1
Bluetick Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: USA Posts: 112 Trading: (0)	What I said, is not what you heard. An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.

01-02-2013, 12:06 PM	#2
hazydat620 Still Watching My Back Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Chad(choad, schoad) Location: PDX, the great Northwest Posts: 241 Trading: (10)	Re: What I said, is not what you heard. __________________ " Buy the ticket, take the ride"- Hunter S. Thompson

01-02-2013, 12:11 PM	#3
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: What I said, is not what you heard. Now thats FUNNY!!!!! __________________

01-02-2013, 12:21 PM	#4
363 Infecting Via PM Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Brendon Location: Maryland Posts: 1,773 Trading: (35)	Re: What I said, is not what you heard. haha __________________ Support our Troops "do NOT put pizza in your briar without letting it cool off Brendon" - Sterns

01-02-2013, 12:28 PM	#5
ironchefscott Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Apr 2012 First Name: scott Location: Portland, OR Posts: 363 Trading: (5)	Re: What I said, is not what you heard. made me laugh out loud!

01-02-2013, 01:14 PM	#6
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: What I said, is not what you heard. Lmao that's a good one

01-02-2013, 01:30 PM	#7
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,625 Trading: (47)	Re: What I said, is not what you heard. Glad that I had put my coffee down! __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

01-02-2013, 02:26 PM	#8
czerbe Just a Traveling Man Join Date: Apr 2012 First Name: Corey Location: Reading Pa Posts: 1,309 Trading: (2)	Re: What I said, is not what you heard. Bazinga __________________ Live fast, hard, everyday like its your last.

01-02-2013, 02:53 PM	#9
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: What I said, is not what you heard. and hung well. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

01-02-2013, 02:54 PM	#10
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01-02-2013, 03:00 PM	#11
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01-02-2013, 03:04 PM	#12
STEVE S Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Steve Location: Coconut Creek, Fl. Posts: 1,092 Trading: (1)	Re: What I said, is not what you heard. That is very funny. __________________ Smoking cigars is a hobby and a great way to pass the time of day!