The Tea Party

MajorCaptSilly · 11-07-2012, 09:41 AM

A father bought his daughter a beautiful tea set for her 7th birthday. The daughter was so excited and wanted to have a tea party with her teddy bear and her dad. The dad wanted to make the party extra special, so he bought an exquisite dress for his daughter, rented a tuxedo and even had a tuxedo made for the teddy bear. The tea party was to be held at 3pm on Saturday. The father got dressed in his tuxedo and put the custom tuxedo on the teddy bear. When the father went in to take his daughter to the tea party, the phone rang. The father answered and it was the HVAC company confirming their appointment for a furnace inspection and tune-up.

MCS

shilala · 11-07-2012, 09:45 AM

Sheer comic genius.

Subvet642 · 11-07-2012, 10:02 AM

...just waiting for a punch-line...

markem · 11-07-2012, 10:06 AM

MCS at his finest. Set em then reel em in.

Savor the Stick · 11-07-2012, 10:07 AM

...and waiting, and waiting.....

T.G · 11-07-2012, 10:35 AM

I LOLed for real.

oooo35980 · 11-07-2012, 11:00 AM

So this is one of those tell a joke that isn't a joke and see who laughs type of things? I'm confused, maybe that's the point of the joke?

Ogre · 11-07-2012, 11:03 AM

Maybe its an inside joke. Only MCS gets it.

LasciviousXXX · 11-07-2012, 11:04 AM

The Joke is a LIE....

Whipper Snapper · 11-07-2012, 11:07 AM

Sklee?

Ye Olde Phart · 11-07-2012, 03:21 PM

Cheez Whizz Thongs! Who's on the Silly Putty?

xFreebirdx · 11-07-2012, 03:24 PM

Man some of y'all get waaaay better bud than I do.......lol

hotreds · 11-07-2012, 06:51 PM

And they all lived happily ever after.

MajorCaptSilly · 11-07-2012, 08:14 PM

I could do these jokes every day but choose to keep some space between them. I'm afraid you all might think I'm weird.

MCS

Ogre · 11-07-2012, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I could do these jokes every day but choose to keep some space between them. I'm afraid you all might think I'm weird.

MCS

chippewastud79 · 11-07-2012, 09:55 PM

Now thats funny.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly

I could do these jokes every day but choose to keep some space between them. I'm afraid you all might think I'm weird.

MCS

Too late.

cmitch · 11-07-2012, 10:02 PM

A man is caring for his young daughter while his wife is at work. An hour or so before the wife gets home, the little girl asks her daddy if he wants to have a tea party. He agrees, and the young girl toddles off. A few minutes later she comes back with a small plastic tea cup full of water, and hands it to her daddy. He drinks it, the little girl giggles, and toddles away, returning again in a few moments with more water, which the man drinks. This continues for about half an hour. The man calls his wife, telling her that she just has to come see how cute this is, what their daughter is doing. So when she gets home, she watches her daughter toddle back and forth with the little cup once or twice. Her husband says, "See, isn't she just adorable?" His wife looks at him and, smiling, says, "There is only one place low enough for her to get that water from, you know."

Ogre · 11-07-2012, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch

A man is caring for his young daughter while his wife is at work. An hour or so before the wife gets home, the little girl asks her daddy if he wants to have a tea party. He agrees, and the young girl toddles off. A few minutes later she comes back with a small plastic tea cup full of water, and hands it to her daddy. He drinks it, the little girl giggles, and toddles away, returning again in a few moments with more water, which the man drinks. This continues for about half an hour. The man calls his wife, telling her that she just has to come see how cute this is, what their daughter is doing. So when she gets home, she watches her daughter toddle back and forth with the little cup once or twice. Her husband says, "See, isn't she just adorable?" His wife looks at him and, smiling, says, "There is only one place low enough for her to get that water from, you know."

Now that one I get

11-07-2012, 09:41 AM	#1
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	The Tea Party A father bought his daughter a beautiful tea set for her 7th birthday. The daughter was so excited and wanted to have a tea party with her teddy bear and her dad. The dad wanted to make the party extra special, so he bought an exquisite dress for his daughter, rented a tuxedo and even had a tuxedo made for the teddy bear. The tea party was to be held at 3pm on Saturday. The father got dressed in his tuxedo and put the custom tuxedo on the teddy bear. When the father went in to take his daughter to the tea party, the phone rang. The father answered and it was the HVAC company confirming their appointment for a furnace inspection and tune-up. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

11-07-2012, 09:45 AM	#2
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: The Tea Party Sheer comic genius. __________________

11-07-2012, 10:02 AM	#3
Subvet642 Bilge Rat Join Date: Nov 2009 First Name: Darren Location: Torpedo Room Bilge Posts: 2,997 Trading: (13)	Re: The Tea Party ...just waiting for a punch-line... __________________ *"Man's mind is his basic tool of survival. Life is given to him, survival is not." -John Galt*

11-07-2012, 10:06 AM	#4
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,622 Trading: (47)	Re: The Tea Party MCS at his finest. Set em then reel em in. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

11-07-2012, 10:07 AM	#5
Savor the Stick ~Loves the Lord~ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin, or just K Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Posts: 1,945 Trading: (67)	Re: The Tea Party ...and waiting, and waiting..... __________________ Pastor K Please Support the Troops

11-07-2012, 10:35 AM	#6
T.G Grrrrrr Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: The Other Adam Posts: 15,557 Trading: (37)	Re: The Tea Party I LOLed for real.

11-07-2012, 11:00 AM	#7
oooo35980 Feeling at Home Join Date: Mar 2011 First Name: Isaiah Location: Huntsville, AL Posts: 569 Trading: (3)	Re: The Tea Party So this is one of those tell a joke that isn't a joke and see who laughs type of things? I'm confused, maybe that's the point of the joke?

11-07-2012, 11:03 AM	#8
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: The Tea Party Maybe its an inside joke. Only MCS gets it. __________________

11-07-2012, 11:04 AM	#9
LasciviousXXX Team of 11...Always Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Týr Location: New Orleans Posts: 4,579 Trading: (8)	Re: The Tea Party The Joke is a LIE....

11-07-2012, 11:07 AM	#10
Whipper Snapper 95% Banter 5% MMM Habanos Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Blake Location: Shawnee Posts: 1,037 Trading: (0)	Re: The Tea Party Sklee? __________________ "I don't feel that smoking makes me ashamed, and therefore I mean to smoke to the glory of God." -Charles Spurgeon.

11-07-2012, 03:21 PM	#11
Ye Olde Phart Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 58 Trading: (1)	Re: The Tea Party Cheez Whizz Thongs! Who's on the Silly Putty? __________________

11-07-2012, 03:24 PM	#12
xFreebirdx Patriot Guard Rider Join Date: Feb 2012 First Name: Eddie Location: Landrum, SC Posts: 201 Trading: (2)	Re: The Tea Party Man some of y'all get waaaay better bud than I do.......lol __________________ Veteran: ★US ARMY 78 - 81★.......★Patriot Guard Rider ID#45266 07/06/06★

11-07-2012, 06:51 PM	#13
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,662 Trading: (63)	Re: The Tea Party And they all lived happily ever after. __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

11-07-2012, 08:14 PM	#14
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: The Tea Party I could do these jokes every day but choose to keep some space between them. I'm afraid you all might think I'm weird. MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

11-07-2012, 10:02 PM	#17
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Maybe this one is better A man is caring for his young daughter while his wife is at work. An hour or so before the wife gets home, the little girl asks her daddy if he wants to have a tea party. He agrees, and the young girl toddles off. A few minutes later she comes back with a small plastic tea cup full of water, and hands it to her daddy. He drinks it, the little girl giggles, and toddles away, returning again in a few moments with more water, which the man drinks. This continues for about half an hour. The man calls his wife, telling her that she just has to come see how cute this is, what their daughter is doing. So when she gets home, she watches her daughter toddle back and forth with the little cup once or twice. Her husband says, "See, isn't she just adorable?" His wife looks at him and, smiling, says, "There is only one place low enough for her to get that water from, you know." __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.