Stepmom

G G · 01-13-2009, 08:05 PM

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million.' Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are much better at financial planning than men.

MedicCook · 01-13-2009, 08:12 PM

I think I heard this one before. Was her first name Anna by any chance?

CBI_2 · 01-13-2009, 08:53 PM

Priceless!

01-13-2009, 08:05 PM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Stepmom Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million.' Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother. Women are much better at financial planning than men.

01-13-2009, 08:12 PM	#2
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Stepmom I think I heard this one before. Was her first name Anna by any chance?

01-13-2009, 08:53 PM	#3
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Stepmom Priceless! __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff