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Old 01-13-2009, 04:16 PM   #1
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As men age, we start seeing more and more of the medical world and its employees, which nowadays seems to have more and more women as our Physicians and Therapists, etc., and in this case a new Urologist for me.

My family Doctor just recently referred me to a "just out of medical school" female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous... as well as unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I must stop masturbating.

I asked her why, and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you......"
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Old 01-13-2009, 04:19 PM   #2
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awesome!
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Old 01-13-2009, 04:20 PM   #3
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That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.
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Old 01-13-2009, 07:48 PM   #6
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:45 PM   #7
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Old 01-14-2009, 04:57 PM   #8
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Made me laugh in the middle of a conference call, nice one!
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Old 01-14-2009, 05:09 PM   #9
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I got this in an email again today and thought it was worth a bump
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