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Old 06-13-2012, 08:49 AM   #1
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Default An oldie but goody...

Missing my girl this morning...this didn't help...
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The little girl was sitting in her father's lap as he read her a goodnight story.

From time to time, she would take her eye's off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.

Finally she spoke, "Daddy, did God make you?"

"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."

"Oh" she said, then "Daddy, did God make me too?"

"Yes, he did honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."

"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now, isn't he?"
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Old 06-13-2012, 09:12 AM   #2
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OK Steve, I will give you that one. Its CUTE!!!!
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Old 06-13-2012, 09:13 AM   #3
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Old 06-13-2012, 11:10 AM   #4
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Old 06-13-2012, 01:03 PM   #5
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I feel so much more wholesome after reading this...and yes I chuckled a little bit
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Old 06-13-2012, 01:23 PM   #6
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She is right!
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